Reasons to date me:
1) No one will try and steal me from you
2) ... drawing a blank here.
Hmmmm. Haven't updated this in a bit. Let's go and make fun of the profiles that single women create.
I'll fill this in later.
How hard was it to type something more that the 24 keystrokes above? "I like boobies and beer." With the same amount of keystrokes I have conveyed my fondness for a blue footed bird from the central americas and one of my favorite alcoholic beverages. It's not that hard people.
I don't know what to put here. I'm not good at talking about myself. I'm really shy.
Really now... my age bracket is 27 to 36, if you don't know yourself in the past 27-36 years and haven't realized how to present yourself, or are too shy to do so, you're failing at being human. Go hug a tree, adopt 20 cats, and scrapbook.
My friends tell me I'm outgoing and have a great peronality.
Your friends are lying. I have, arguably, some of the best friends and family in the world and here are what they say about me.
"Dan, why do you smell like ass?" - Eric P
"hrmpfh" - Mocha (my dog)
"For the love of Christ, pull up your pants." -mother
"He gives good head, I have proof." - Dan L
Thank you Dan for that last one, it was not needed, go home, you're drunk.
No point in listing off my favorite music, because if we're in the car and I touch the radio buttons, I know I'm going to get my hand smacked.
What I'm looking for in a woman is stuff and things, but mostly stuff.
What I have to offer: Ask me when we go for coffee. I like to rant when I'm nervous talking to women. I go into full Rainman mode. Mostly because I have 0 game. Nadda. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Only game I have are some old Nintendo cartridges boxed up in the basement. Coffee only fuels the rant while I talk. If you don't like coffee, we're going to have a hard time making out in the morning, mostly because of coffee breath. Just sayin'.
I prefer the cottage than travelling, afternoon naps than sleeping in, the right side of the bed, and someone who likes holding hand while walking.
Vegans, you're unwelcome anywhere. Please don't message me and please stop preaching your dietary requirements.
Points boni si vous êtes française, francophile, ou franglais.