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dlnpkr

26 M Woodbridge, VA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"votin' good"... that isn't particularly relevant, but i do like to vote and i thought there was no better way to start than with a word of wisdom from one of the leading minds of our time, Mr. Wocka Flocka Flame.

i'm not particularly fond of capitalization. i see it's merits, but it usually doesnt seem worth the extra reach for the shift key. apostrophes similarly seem inefficient in most situations.

i believe when studying Huck Finn in high school, many of us were taught that before we could break grammatical rules, we had to learn them. I've learned them, and sometimes I even accidentally use them (like those two typos at the beginning of this sentence).

i find that whenever I have time off work and no social events, I make really elaborate plans to accomplish many important things that I really need to do, then I watch 6 hours of dexter and update or create a social networking profile.

i like to have a plan. i also like to blow it off and do something completely random
What I’m doing with my life
pursuing elation. having fun while working, having fun with friends. constantly moving forward while admiring life's little ironies
I’m really good at
Smoking hookah while drinking cabernet sauvignon
The first things people usually notice about me
my enchanting eyes, my superb smile, and my alarming alliteration
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Lord Of The Rings, Wall-E, Suits, M.I.A., and Chicken Vindaloo

reading for knowledge

happy movies, sad movies, good stories, excellent cinematography, innovative direction, believable characters, unbelievable characters... very many. Team America: World Police, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Idiocracy, American Psycho, Interview with the Vampire, The Devil's Advocate, Requiem for a Dream, Religulous, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, The Myth, Princess Mononoke, The Invention of Lying, Gone With the Wind, Lucky Number Slevin, Baghban, Sin City, Shoot 'Em Up, Die Hard, The Life of Brian

Weeds, HIMYM, Community, The Big Bang Theory, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Friends, Scrubs, Deathnote, My Girlfriend is a Gumiho, and Fullmetal Alchemist. more than I'd like to admit

Puscifer, Ben Folds, Santigold, AAR, Brand New, The Shins, the soundtrack to Band Baaja Baaraat, Chopin, Royksopp, Robin, Madonna, Tool, The Beatles, Kanye, and anything else that's awesome

Gong Bao Ji Ding (kung pao chicken), pizza, anything w/ buffalo chicken, sandwiches, curries, anything spicy... when asked in china what "American food" is, I replied "Chinese food... and Mexican". I, personally, was raised on Mexican food, Chic-Fil-A, and Coke
The six things I could never do without
food, air, water, warmth, fun, friends, not in that order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how i could benefit from being less verbose
On a typical Friday night I am
working, then trying to have enough fun to justify working on friday nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In high school, before one of my last swim meets, i shaved my entire body, i was totally faster
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating