If this entire profile seems wordy, it's cause I'm at 97% profile completion, and I'll be damned if I don't get 100%... Moving on...

I used to have a ridiculous profile, that I thought was pretty neat, but I got a rare amount of replys, so I'm going to write a real one. Seriously. Starting now...

I signed up for this site because I can't seem to meet a woman in real life to save my life. Well, okay, I take that back. Every woman I meet in real life have boyfriends and they don't let me know till way later. Wtf, ladies.

I'm introverted and shy. I try very hard to speak my mind, and put myself out there, but usually, I get nothing. Once I warm up, though, I don't shut up, so be forewarned.

I rarely lie. I believe lying is the most irresponsible, retarded thing you could ever to do.

I enjoy sex, a lot. This doesn't mean I'm thinking of sex every six seconds. This also doesn't mean I'm trying to get in your pants. I'm merely stating I enjoy the act of sex with the partner I'm with. Cuddling is completely more enjoyable than sex.

I enjoy video games. I consider myself very good at every type of game, but not the best at any. I will usually come out in the top 5 of any game we play as a test of skill. I strongly dislike video game elitists. The ones who think they are better and know everything about everything and proceed to throw it in your face. I shoot these people down with skill, experience and the ability pwn their faces. kkthnx bai.

I work at Starbucks. I enjoy tea, but I don't like coffee so much. I also don't truly believe caffeine affects people as they would like to think.

I'm pretty simple. I mean, I want to cuddle, I want to be loved, I want to play video games, and I want to ride my bike. But there are a lot of things I need to do, or else I can't do those things.

http://www.myspace.com/dlo91184

I draw a web comic online called "The Ghostie Project". I am thinking about starting a second one about Starbucks and their daily happenings.

I'm in the process of getting a full body tattoo that runs up my entire right side. Basically it's a full sized robot skeleton, so where my knees would be, would be where the robots "hinge" knee would be, and etc. I think it'll look flippin' sweet.

I used to play World of Warcraft, I have a level 70 Alliance raiding priest, that now sits and collects dust.

I am training myself to ride long distance on my motorcycle. Over the summer, I'm riding 1500 miles, in 24-36 hours. I'm still in the planning stages, and anyone is welcome to come.

Recently, I've thought every hard about opening my own custom motorcycle shop. Not choppers and stuff, but custom street bikes made from scratch. The process has been written down, I don't know when it's possible to start it though.

Making things more efficient. I'm always striving for better, fast, with less waste. This is one of the reasons why I ride a motorcycle instead of a car.

I'm great at being there. I enjoy helping others. I will help you move, I will pick you up, I will drive 200 miles if you need a shoulder to cry on. If I could spend my life doing things for other people, I would. I get satisfaction out of others telling me, "Thank You." and appreciating my company and my help.

People tell me I'm good at drawing, but I disagree, I am mediocre, at best.

I'm an asian male and I wear glasses.

I see the most amount of people that I have to talk to at work, so I'm sure they notice that I work at Starbucks, and that I have a friendly, bubbly attitude, only to con them into taking their money.

Outside of work, I'm rarely not dressed to ride, so people notice I ride a motorcycle.

Books:
Business books, Self help books, Books about Starbucks.

Movies:
Any movie really, I even dig chick flicks. Comedy movies are especially awesome.

Music:
Mainly, Punk rock, and Ska. I'll listen to anything once.

Food:
I've been eating less meat. I want to become vegitarian but I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle not eating delicious animals.

Water, Friends, Food, Motorcycle, Sleep, Laptop. In that order basically.

Water because you can only live 3-4 days without water.

Friends because I wouldn't want to live more than 3-4 days without my closest friends.

Food because a person can live without food for quite some time, but then my body will start using my muscles as energy, and then I'd become pretty weak and ill.

My Motorcycle because without it, I could not transport myself to the places I need to go to hang out with friends, attain money, spend money or eat.

Sleep because it's only possible to generate coherent well thought out answers with sufficient sleep. After 4 days, you start to hallucinate.

My Laptop, because without it, I wouldn't be able to meet crazy insane stabby women on the internets.

The shift in the moon's gravitational pull and the rotation of the earth around the sun aligned with the 2nd moon of Neptune causing the ocean's waves to pound against the earths crust causing a mild disturbance in the entire earth that slightly upset the balance of nature enough that it caused me to wake up tired.

True Story.

It's a dice roll, people call me randomly, and I call them random. Then they go, "wtf, why am I random," and I go, "cause you are, why would you call me outta the blue," and they'd be like, "I missed you," and I'd be like, "orly now?" and then they'd be like, "srsly," and then I'd go...

This continues on for 3 more paragraphs without advancing the subject matter at all.

In all seriousness though, my schedule is week by week, I have no "friday nights." All nights just blend together now.

I once stayed up and played Starcraft for 72 hours in highschool. I went to Denny's after. I started hallucinating, and my pancakes started talking to me.

When I got home, I slept for 36 hours. 6am, till 6pm the next day. Only waking up not knowing an entire day had passed.

My cousin was all like, "Dude, where'd you go yesterday?" and I was all like, "Dude, I was with you, remember? Starcraft?" and he was all like, "Dude, that was 2 days ago, have you been sleeping this entire time?" and I was all like, "Oh shit, I guess I was."

The End.

You think I'm interesting in anyway.

You want me to give you a ride on my bike.

You want to show me a great new vegetarian place to eat.

You need someone to talk to.

If nothing, message me anyway.