I'm a nurse. Do ultra-marathons and triathlons. Play sax. Incredibly wordy. Incredibly.

Been working as a nurse for about a year and a half now. Training for races helps me stay sane. I'm not a huge fan of KCMO, but I guess I'll have to make do. I'd like to maybe move out to Colorado at some point, but trying to get some good experience before I strike out into unknown job markets.

Nothing. I'm PRETTY good at lots of things. Jack of all trades, master of none.

That I'm kinda tall. Or that I'm wearing a really goofy looking red hat. Or that I'm their bartender. Or that I occasionally am sporting a ridiculous mustache for goofs.

Books: Ender's Game series, Song of Ice and Fire, Hitchhiker's Guide, World War Z, Clive Cussler is my guilty pleasure, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, trying to get into Neil Gaiman unfortunately not much time to read.
Movies: Anything Wes Anderson, Lebowksi, Mel Brooks,
Food: Pizza, italian(carbs), mexican+latin american, sushi....really anything...and I like all-you-can-eat buffets.
Music: Typical music snob here...I like GOOD music. And I qualify that statement by adding that good music is not defined by its genre.

Family, friends, music, running, adventure, and motivation.

how to answer this question in the most smart-ass way possible.

Working, quiet night at home, or hanging with friends. Don't really do the bar scene anymore.

I'm not really sold on meeting people online. I guess desperation is a stinky cologne.

you want a running partner. Or if you're tired of guys who write shit like "Dam gurl ur so fien, u n me shud hook up sumtime." Or if you feel like it? I don't know.