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30 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:35pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from med school
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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i'm a straight-shooter from miami. though sometimes I can be a passive-aggressive jew. and i'm actually from the suburbs near miami. and i'm only half jewish.
What I’m doing with my life
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just moved out to philly to start a medical residency in pathology. living out in queen village. pretty cool spot. i don't know too many people in the area, so i will likely be either forced to be more social than i've been in quite a bit or i'll just give up and go into hermit mode.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
mushroom hunting and cooking (chanterelles, black trumpets, chicken of the woods- if you are at all interested in doing this, it is one of my new favorite hobbies).
eating sunflower seeds. for real- this is actually my greatest skill. i will take anybody on in competition.
The first things people usually notice about me
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depends on the angle (but probably my schnoz)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: daniel dennett or dawkins, kundera, steinbeck, ishiguro, and lately i've been on a real sam beckett kick.
Movies: anything paul thomas anderson or charlie kaufman (synecdoche, ny is my all-time fav movie), anything scored by jon brion, woody allen, bad and good horror flicks, old westerns
Shows: jeopardy, the twilight zone, tosh.0, curb (otherwise, i probably won't get any contemporary tv references)
Music: radiohead (and anything jonny or thom), hendrix, queen, beatles, beach boys, jon brion, dylan, neil young, animal collective (and panda bear!!), pumpkins, zep, paul simon, beck, beach house, julia holter, arc iris... then there's chopin, schoenberg, messiaen... yada yada
Food: fruits, veggies, fish. and of course new mushroom recipes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my cat, snoop (please see attached photo)
audiobooks (for saying i read moby dick and ulysses)
podcasts (for pretending i'm interesting)
red wine (for the heart)
parentheses (())
meals involving quinoa, flax, wheat germ, nutritional yeast, broccoli, or avocados (for not having to go to the gym)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-why it's "tummy" and not "stummy"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i can't sleep without my retainer and a high-quality night mask, and sometimes a lil hit of melatonin.
You should message me if
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you have a hippie soul but not hippie hygiene.
you like animals and/or kids, but at least one of the two.
you don't take yourself too seriously, but you also aren't unpleasantly sarcastic.

reasons you should consider not messaging me:
-you are a social conservative
-you mention anywhere in your profile that you "hate drama" or are "drama-free" or whatever. this makes me think you are a dramatic person. most people don't even think about drama generally.
-you consider yourself or describe yourself as "career-driven" or "ambitious." this makes me think you're vapid.
-you like to "hit up the sports bar" and "be one of the boys" or something. i'm barely one of those boys myself.