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30 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Judaism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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i'm a straight-shooter from miami. though sometimes I can be a passive-aggressive jew. and i'm actually from the suburbs near miami. and i'm only half jewish.
What I’m doing with my life
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moved out to philly last year to start a pathology residency. the job is pretty fun though sorta busy, and i've grown quite fond of the city. living out in queen village with my cat and main bro, snoop. always enjoy finding new fun little things to do around here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
mushroom hunting and cooking (chanterelles, black trumpets, chicken of the woods- if you are at all interested in doing this, it is one of my new favorite hobbies).
eating sunflower seeds. for real- this is actually my greatest skill. i will take anybody on in competition.
The first things people usually notice about me
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depends on the angle (but probably my schnoz)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: recently into john irving and jonathan franzen. also kundera, steinbeck, ishiguro, murakami, daniel dennett or dawkins.
Movies: anything paul thomas anderson or charlie kaufman (synecdoche, ny is my all-time fav movie), anything scored by jon brion, woody allen, bad and good horror flicks, old westerns
Shows: jeopardy, the twilight zone, tosh.0, curb
Music: radiohead (and anything jonny or thom), hendrix, queen, beatles, beach boys, jon brion, dylan, neil young, animal collective (and panda bear!!), pumpkins, zep, paul simon, beck, beach house, julia holter, arc iris... then there's chopin, schoenberg, messiaen... yada yada
Food: fruits, veggies, fish. and of course new mushroom recipes.
The six things I could never do without
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my cat, snoop (please see attached photo)
audiobooks (for saying i read moby dick and ulysses)
podcasts (for pretending i'm interesting)
red wine (for the heart)
parentheses (())
meals involving quinoa, flax, wheat germ, nutritional yeast, broccoli, or avocados (for not having to go to the gym)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-why it's "tummy" and not "stummy"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i can't sleep without my retainer and a high-quality night mask, and sometimes a lil hit of melatonin.
You should message me if
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you have a hippie soul but not hippie hygiene.
you like animals and/or kids, but at least one of the two.
you don't take yourself too seriously, but you also aren't unpleasantly sarcastic.

reasons you should consider not messaging me:
-you are a social conservative
-you mention anywhere in your profile that you "hate drama" or are "drama-free" or whatever. this makes me think you are a dramatic person. most people don't even think about drama generally.
-you like to "hit up the sports bar" and "be one of the boys" or something. i'm barely one of those boys myself.