Well let's see here...hrrrrrmmmmmm...

I am confident, slightly stupid, a whole lot of silly mixed with a touch of awesome.

I don't take life or many things that go along with it very seriously. I make jokes at inappropriate times about even more inappropriate things. I am quick on my feet and can drop a witty pun at any given moment.

I enjoy being outside with my dogs and welcome anyone who would like to join!

Did I mention I own tools and am quite good at handy work?

I have a full time job, full benefits, pay all my own bills on time with no help from mommy and daddy, have my own place, can cook and clean for myself, am responsible with money, have a savings account, have good credit score, have my own car, have $0.00 credit card debt and get regular medical, dental and vision exams. Oh and I also have no kids and have never been married or engaged.

Boom!

I work 5 days a week at a full time desk job for a medium sized company(full benefits ladies...whoop whoop!)

I take 2-3 mile walks with my dogs 5-6 nights a week as well as plenty of trail walking on the weekends.

Finding things on Google. Making an inappropriate joke. Beating children at most any intellectual or physical challenge. Making strangers feel awkward. Nude Photo Hunt. Taking a really long time in the grocery store.

I have a reddish beard...then they notice my deep blue eyes (I really have no idea what women notice about me?)

I really dislike reading (however I enjoy learning so don't jump to conclusions about me being dumb...get off your high horses bookworms...gahhh!)

I enjoy great action movies, romantic comedies, documentaries and I am really bad to watch a scary movie with (I get anxious and fidgety).

I like Law and Order SVU, Conan, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Modern Family, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Parenthood, Tosh.0, Stella, Arrested Development, South Park and anything on this History channel (nerd alert I know).

I love all music (classical to hip hop to blue grass to jazz to whatever).

Food is my jam. Cook it for me and I will eat it.

Internets, Delicious Beer, Family/Friends/Dogs, Creative Outlets, Motor Skills and the GREAT OUTDOORS!

What to buy at the grocery, did I leave the AC on when I left my apartment this morning, how do they make Coke Zero taste so much like Coke, how long can I chew this piece of gum before it gets so hard my jaw goes numb, etc.

Quite tired and looking for someone to have a few beers with in a low key atmosphere where we can chat and have a good time.

I know way too many shameful pop songs.

You think you can handle a silly sally like me.

Also...I don't think it's fair that I never get creepy messages like most girls do :(

On a serious note...

I want someone who can appreciate me for the good and the bad (there's probably more good than bad...probably).

Eventually, I'd like to buy a house with a nice yard and a garage to do man things in (you are free to decorate all rooms as you wish upon my approval). There will definitely be a hammock in the back yard for napping.

I also want to travel and try new things with someone who enjoys my humor and view on life.

I work hard and I want someone to come home to and enjoy my nights with. We can take a walk with my dogs, workout or have a nice beer or beverage of your choice.

If you think you are up for the adventure then let me know!