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dmdandalvlan

25 / M / Straight / Single

Seoul, South Korea

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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I am offbeat, confident, and direct.

My Self-Summary

I was born in South Carolina, moved around a bunch until we finally stopped in Florida. Grew up in Florida, got my AA in Computer Animation and then decided that I didn't like the person I had become. So I spent a year off (working a menial job) and then joined the Air Force. Now I'm stationed in Korea, next is two years in Tokyo.

I'm almost always in sandals (I guess it's the Florida in me). I'd rather walk on the grass than on a sidewalk. I'm pretty laid back, I can't remember the last time I yelled at someone, although I will let you know if I'm not happy. I hate waiting in lines, especially when it's at a bank or something and the person behind me feels that, since we're both in line, now would be a great time to tell me their entire life story. I love airports, I find myself getting to the airport hours before my flight just to watch people coming and going. My mind is constantly wandering and scheming, It's always thinking of random things, for example: If men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, does that mean that hermaphrodites are the key to inter-planetary travel? And if so, why has NASA not hired a whole bunch of em? I like driving, and I love traveling. I'd rather go out wandering around by myself then with other people, I can spend hours walking around a book store or an art store and not even notice. I used to be late everywhere I went, but now I'm always early (maybe the military taught me something useful). If I find a new song or band that I like, I listen to them ad nauseam until I find another band/song. If I start something, I have to finish it, I'm a bit of a perfectionist. It usually only takes me one time to learn something new. I don't like being told what to do, though I can deal with it most of the time, I absolutely can't deal with being patronized. If someone is rude to me or asks me a dumb question I like to just stare at them like they're an idiot until they give up and walk away. I like scaring people (popping out from stuff and yelling) and pulling practical jokes, really juvenile, I know, but the faces people make are pretty damn funny. And lastly, apparently, I like to type a whole lot of stuff in one single paragraph.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm an Air Traffic Controller and I'm about to go back to school to finish my BA for Sculpture (hopefully) and also my BS in Aeronautical Sciences. My goal is to continue my education as far as possible while it is free, then once I get out of the military, I plan on getting a controlling job with the FAA (for money) and doing freelance sculpture (for fun).

I’m really good at

Keeping my word. Making smart ass comments. Procrastination. Making people laugh when they're having a bad day, or alternatively, pushing peoples buttons. Doing the daily crossword. Sculpting. Finding the easiest way to do any job. Getting paid more to do less. Crossing my eyes, but not just both of them, one at a time too, it's quite a feat. Finding humor in any situation. Building snowmen. Demolishing snowmen. Ghost hunting. Playing games with little kids. Playing darts. Playing soccer. Starting random conversations about absolutely nothing (and being able to carry them on for long periods of time). Making goat noises. Belting a rock and roll "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!". And also, being modest.

The first things people usually notice about me

The confused look on my face, as I'm often wondering to myself how some people have gone through their whole life without yet falling into an open manhole.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Historical fiction is by far my favorite genre (Shogun, Tai Pan, Princes of Ireland, Catch-22, etc.) Memoirs are my second favorite: anything by David Sedaris and Augusten Burroughs, The Glass Castle was good as well. I'm also a fan of Chuck Palahniuk, Cormac McCarthy and Anne Rice. I'll pretty much read anything, as my bookcase can attest to.

Movies: I'm a huge movie fan, listing them would be pointless. I love comedies, I love watching the same movie many times. If theres a movie I haven't seen and it's on TV, I'll watch it, I don't know why, but I will.

Music: I guess I'll just list a sampling of my playlist:

- Dave Matthews Band
- Foo Fighters
- Radiohead
- Dropkick Murphys
- Flogging Molly
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Rob Zombie
- Weezer
- Toadies
- Matchbox 20
- Jimmy Eat World
- Soundgarden
- Silverchair
- Less Than Jake
- Sister Hazel
- Flobots
- Rolling Stones
- Bush
- Beatles
- Gorillaz

Food: Anything that tastes good, I'll try anything once.

The six things I could never do without

My friends, my family, laughter, clay, something to read and movies.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What I would do in the event of a zombie outbreak. The answer? Kick some ass.

On a typical Friday night I am

Downtown enjoying some beverages with friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I often try to move things with my mind, because one day, it's gonna work.

You should message me if

IF YOU DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
if you dun type like dis.
If you actually enjoy learning new things.
If you don't care what celebrity just started dating some other celebrity.
If you can laugh at yourself just as easily as laughing at other people.
If you're not offended easy.
If you like art.

Also, if your account name thing has the word "Diva" in it, I'm not even going to bother looking at your profile or mail. And yes, I am a "hata".