Hi there. I'm a low-maintenance woman amused by witty repartee, clever commentary and comical anecdotes. I’m a voracious reader and a music lover with eclectic tastes. I make a killer Caesar salad. I can be sarcastic, but never mean-spirited. I loathe racists, homophobic, pretentious and mean people. If any of those words describe you, we won’t get along.

I work as a writer. I also write for fun. Usually I write short stories and magazine articles. Most recently I wrote and illustrated (and I use that term loosely) a couple of children’s books for my young autistic neighbor. I’m also attempting my first screenplay.

Smart is sexy. Playful is sexy. Polite and considerate is sexy. Witty is sexy. I want a man who knows that.

I love the feeling of being completely comfortable with someone, yet still having a sense of urgency and excitement. I want to smile when I think of you.

I am playful, inquisitive, and sometimes sassy

Enjoying it and sometimes trying to figure it all out

Lots of things

My smile, my eyes

Books: anything by F. Scott Fitzgerld or anything well written
Movies: anything but horror or films with gratuitious violence
Music: I like all kinds of music
Foods: Fish, Italian, fresh

My friends, my brain, the sun, books, humor, hope

I think about lots of things

No such thing as a typical Friday night

I have super powers.

Message is not a verb