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dmmd78

35 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know the scene in 500 days of summer where Summer turns to Tom in the elevator and says I love the Smiths. I swear if that ever happened to me I'd ask for her ring size right there and then.

As that hasn't happen yet I am here. Also if you haven't watched 500 days of summer I guess I better start explaining myself

Coles notes version of me. 35 from Toronto, European background (not Italian, your second guess will be right however) work downtown live in the west end. Loves all things from the 1980's and Las Vegas. Hates people who don't say thank you when I hold the door open for the person behind me on the subway.

To sum it up there is a song by Depeche Mode called Somebody. Google the lyrics and that pretty much sums up what I'm looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work at a job that I love, that I'm good at, with people who I love working with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, Monopoly, Italian cards, playing bocce with the old timers. I'm really an 72 Italian man trapped in a 35 year old's body.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You'd have to ask them....it's not a question I ask people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I must admit I don't read much since everytime I was asked to read a book in school I'd have to do a book report. No one ever asked me to do a TV report on Who's the boss so TV was the way to go. Mad Men, Elementary, I watch a ton of sports. Music M83, Depeche Mode, The Smiths, anything New Wave has my heart but like all types of music from Sinatra to Bruno Mars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Screw this section cause this area is lame. Mostly everyone on this site will try to sell themselves. I'm going to do the oppsite or at least give you a better picture into who I am and how my mind works.

Ready....

1) I cannot build anything with my hands. I am a disgrace to my forefathers. I actually like going to Ikea, meatballs are great but don't ask me to build anything cause you will be left disappointed with shelve that doesn't close properly.

2) When I first heard OPP by Naughty by Nature I wondered to myself as to why these two black New York rappers wrote a song about the Ontario Provincial Police. I was clueless to the ways of the world back then

3) I'm awful at all things relating to pictures. I forget to smile, I blink at the wrong time, you name it I do it. I'm also awful at taking pictures, don't ask me to take a picture if you want to capture a magic moment.

4) I rarely act my age....I'm either doing things a 24 year old does or a 64 year old. For example I love naps....lovvvve it! Calling me at 4pm on a Saturday afternoon when I have nothing plained is like calling me at 4am on a Saturday morning. Something serious needs to have happened for you to call me. Someone is either in jail or god forbid a hospital.

5) I think I'm developing a height complex or lack there of from this site. I've already complained about it to my dad for given me short of 6 feet genetics. So to any girl who has a profile listening she prefers a guy 5'10 then checks out my profile I am sorry for wasting your time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world we live in and life in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering if Rhythm is a dancer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite number is five since it was the first number I could say watching sesame street and it made my parents proud of me.
You should message me if
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