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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:37pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Wants kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Many people have been pressuring me into the online dating world so I finally broke down. I hate writing about myself like most others.

I'd say I'm very easy going and get along with just about anybody....very much a diplomat. I'm a history buff, love to read, travel, and eat so much sushi that my kids will probably have gills.
What I’m doing with my life
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Business Consultant

Boycotting Sirius until they bring Opie and Anthony back

Trashing Scientology every chance I get

Unpeeling Cadbury Egg wrappers without ripping them

Mourning Rex Ryan's firing

Unburning my Revis jersey
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As cliche as it is, listening. I'm a good problem solver and loyal to a fault. I can be self sacrificial at times.

also drinking tons of redbull and feeling nothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene, but I also read a ton of biographies about historical figures as well as standard fare historical fiction. I love all classic rock and early 90's stuff...have a soft spot in my heart for 70's Canadian hoser rock(BTO!). I despise anything techno and those morons in star wars helmets playing with computers are only good for target practice. Huge Rolling Stones fan, I'll still be going to those shows when they're in hospice care

As for food, I like anything except my own ethnic cuisine. Russian food is putrid, no wonder they're all so sick over there. I'd also rather cannibalize my own hand than eat a bag of Fritos.

Not a movie nerd, but I love Shawshank, The Prestige, Inglourious Basterds, all of the Indiana Jones films, Wayne's World, The Reader, Dazed and Confused, The Kings Speech....

As with movies, I'm not big on TV, but I love Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Family Guy, pre 1996 Simpsons, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (and can recite every lyric from the Nightman Cometh)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my faded baseball caps
married with children reruns
boy meets world reruns
costcos processed chicken nuggets and the wonders it's doing for my cholesterol
Jets Football
High blood pressure resulting from Jets football
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering how obese people fit in airplane bathrooms. How do they?

When I'm going to buy my cottage in the swiss alps. Wear flannel, grow a beard, chop wood all day.

Why I can't call really short people midgets anymore. There's always my inner Cartman going "awww they put a little suit on 'em!"

Why everybody is so in love with Yuengling. It tastes like formaldehyde.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was rooting for Tonya Harding during the 1994 Olympics

I know nothing about cars. kind of pathetic for a guy...really don't care to learn either. I make up for it with my Mcgyverishness in other things.

Also when I kill bugs I like to leave their carcasses on the wall for a an example to the others.

I have never used chapstick

Bill Swerski's Superfans sketch should've been made into an SNL movie.

If I like you a lot, I will spoil you rotten.
You should message me if
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You are Robin Scherbatsky with functioning ovaries