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dna8475

30 M Fair Lawn, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Many people have been pressuring me into the online dating world so I finally broke down. Hate writing about myself like most others.

I'd say I'm very easy going and get along with just about anybody....very much a diplomat. I'm a history buff, love to read, travel, and eat so much sushi that my kids will probably have gills.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Boycotting Sirius until they bring Opie and Anthony back

Administrator and Executive Assistant downtown

trashing Scientology every chance I get

unpeeling Cadbury Egg wrappers without ripping them
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
as cliche as it is, listening. I'm a good problem solver. I'm loyal to a fault. Can be self sacrificial at times

also drinking tons of redbull and feeling nothing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorite book is the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene, but I also read a ton of biographies about historical figures. Love all classic rock and early 90's stuff...have a soft spot in my heart for 70's Canadian hoser rock. I despise anything techno and those morons in star wars helmets playing with computers are only good for target practice. Huge Rolling Stones fan, hopefully they give us one more tour before mummification(thank you! Prudential Center 2012, hope they all live until December so I can plop down 2k for front row tix : P). As for food, I like anything except my own ethnic cuisine. Russian food is putrid, no wonder they're all so sick over there. I'd also rather cannibalize my own hand than eat a bag of Fritos.

Not a movie nerd, but I love Shawshank, The Prestige, Inglourious Basterds, all of the Indiana Jones films, Wayne's World, The Reader, Dazed and Confused, The Kings Speech....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family
friends
my faded baseball caps
married with children reruns
boy meets world reruns (can we get some reunion episodes already? Feeney is not going to be around forever)
costcos processed chicken nuggets and the wonders it's doing for my cholesterol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why all of I sudden I can't call really short people midgets anymore. There's always my inner Cartman going "awww they put a little suit on 'em!"

Why everybody is so in love with Yuengling. It tastes like formaldehyde.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know nothing about cars. kind of pathetic for a guy...really don't care to learn either. I make up for it with my Mcgyverishness in other things.

Also when I kill bugs I like to leave their carcasses on the wall for a while...as an example to the others.

I have never used chapstick

I don't think the Washington Redskins should change their name

Bill Swerski's Superfans sketch should've been made into an SNL movie.

If I like you a lot, I will spoil you rotten.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are nothing like Zooey Deschanel

You're not politically correct.

You are Robin Scherbatsky with functioning ovaries