Many people have been pressuring me into the online dating world so I finally broke down. Hate writing about myself like most others.

I'd say I'm very easy going and get along with just about anybody....very much a diplomat. I'm a history buff, love to read, travel, and eat so much sushi that my kids will probably have gills.

Administrator and Executive Assistant downtown

trashing Scientology every chance I get

as cliche as it is, listening. I'm a good problem solver. I'm loyal to a fault. Can be self sacrificial at times

also drinking tons of redbull and feeling nothing.

don't care

favorite book is the 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene, but I also read a ton of biographies about historical figures. Love all classic rock and early 90's stuff...have a soft spot in my heart for 70's Canadian hoser rock. Huge Rolling Stones fan, hopefully they give us one more tour before mummification(thank you! Prudential Center 2012, hope they all live until December so I can plop down 2k for front row tix : P). As for food, I like anything except my own ethnic cuisine. Russian food is putrid, no wonder they're all so sick over there. I'd also rather cannibalize my own hand than eat a bag of Fritos.

Not a movie nerd, but I love Shawshank, The Prestige, Inglourious Basterds, all of the Indiana Jones films, Wayne's World, The Reader, Dazed and Confused, The Kings Speech....

family
friends
my faded baseball caps
married with children reruns
boy meets world reruns (can we get some reunion episodes already? Feeney is not going to be around forever)
costcos processed chicken nuggets and the wonders it's doing for my cholesterol

Why all of I sudden I can't call really short people "midgets" anymore. There's always my inner Cartman going "awww they put a little suit on 'em!"

Why women on this site like to brag about how many states and countries they've lived in. All that shows is that you're transient, rootless and noncommittal...it's not a plus.

How Tim Tebow can be used more effectively by the Jets offense

why Lena Dunham is so fat, gross, and annoying

I know nothing about cars. kind of pathetic for a guy...really don't care to learn either. I make up for it with my Mcgyverishness in other things.

Also when I kill bugs I like to leave their carcasses on the wall for a while...as an example to the others.

I hate 30 Rock and Arrested Development. Take your jittery camera faux documentary hipster crap elsewhere. I'd rather watch Al Bundy

I have never used chapstick

I just found out a week ago what Bonnaroo is... and it seems like an enormous waste of time with 90% crap bands. Who the hell is making a pilgrimage to Tennessee just to see Phish? I wouldn't see Phish if they played in my back yard.

Never used a paper clip remover, I don't care if it's fucking heavy duty 50 pages clipped together. It's a personal challenge for me to jimmy that thing out with my fingers...or teeth if all else fails.

Also, all my quiver matches suck. Why the fuck are you showing me 4'11 chubby ghetto tatted up latino girls from the bronx. yea...thanks I'd rather put a .44 to the roof of my mouth.

If I like you a lot, I will spoil you rotten.

You are nothing like Zooey Deschanel

You're not grotesquely inked (I've softened my stance on this)

You don't have a photo of yourself staring sullenly into the camera with buddy holly glasses (well there goes 90% of Brooklyn)

You're not politically correct.

You're not a flakey, spaced out fashionista hipstress

You're not a dainty little girly girl. Have some toughness, an edge to you

You're not some idealistic save the world type (I dont plan on spending months on end in Africa, dodging elephant shit and swatting insects the size of pelicans) yes you're a better person than I am. You're also far more likely to be gored to death by a rhinoceros. I'll take that trade-off

Robin Scherbatsky with functioning ovaries...that'll do.

can't believe women still contact me after all this...ha, just don't be boring. I don't care if you're psychotic and have a million little personality quirks, I can warm up to and love that...but I can never enjoy boring.