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35 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 21
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm just a normal guy who gets paid to play with knives and fire and make tasty things. This is extra cool, because I'd do that without getting paid.

I'm looking for friends and partners in crime; I'm not interested in pursuing anything more emotionally involved than friendship. I am seeing a really nice guy, so I'm definitely not looking for any kind of dating. Maybe some fun sexytimes, but if that happens you have to know that my guy will know about it and it can only happen with his knowledge and permission.

It would be great to have some of these things in common if we're likely to get along: pubs>clubs, gorging on good TV dramas, beer, overthinking everything all the time everywhere, daydreaming, couch-cuddling, sarcasm, architecture, nerdery, the worst jokes ever, quiet time, American politics as spectator sport (and Jon Stewart and Colbert), and cheese.

I really like honest, genuine people. Creativity is a big winner in my books too.

I am fidgety, spoony, and surprisingly crunchy.
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking. Thinking about cooking. Reading about cooking. Writing about cooking. Trying to get my shit (back?) together.
I’m really good at
I make a pretty badass peanut butter sandwich.
The first things people usually notice about me
I honestly have no idea. You tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot. Some favourite authors: Guy Gavriel Kay, Tolkien, Noam Chomsky, Neal Stephenson, Raymond Feist.

I probably watch too much TV. Mostly cooking shows. Love Mad Men, The Tudors, Rome, House of Cards (both versions), and just discovered Ja'Mie, which is way more hilarious than it has any right to be.

I will eat pretty much anything.
The six things I could never do without
Knives, fire, internet, beer, books, _____.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New stuff, lately. How you don't notice privilege growing up, and then it starts slapping you in the face. And how weird that is, and whether it's a privileged thought to think "well, everyone has shit and we all deal with it" or "well everyone has shit which is intense in its context but largely meaningless outside of it," (I'm thinking it probably is).

Or thinking I'm probably a totally pretentious git who overthinks everything and just needs to relax, already.

On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at home, probably smoking something, probably with my dude or friends or both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I get home from work the only thing I really want to eat is toast.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
You're awesome and interesting, you think I'm awesome and interesting, and we might share some cross-awesomosity in some fashion. And the age range above is more about who I'm likely to be interested in the sex kind of arena. Possible friends come in all ages and genders and such.