I've rebuilt a Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon, so some people say I'm pretty dumb.

Doing a one way 50 mile commute work while getting a sweet drivers tan, where I do electronicy wizardy stuff in the semiconductor industry and sometimes get to wear a snazzy cleanroom suit! Once I was sent to Singapore and loved it. It's so clean, people are friendly, and just a great place overall. I want to go back- Is it bad I hope one of my companies products fails so I have to be sent back to fix it?

I bought a house with my brother a year or so ago so now I have to be more responsible and do homeowner things which puts a damper on being irresponsible. I might have to install a ball pit or turn my garage into an arcade, I'm an adult I can do these things if I want.

I've also adopted a pit bull who was used as a bait dog, so taking care of him and getting him to trust people more is one of my goals, as well as getting people to learn pit bulls are not a bad scary breed, it's how they're taken care of and treated. Everyone whose gotten to know him just loves him and calls him a big cuddle dog.

- Fixing electronics
- Blowing up electronics I'm supposed to be fixing
- Computers
- Being a good listener (read as: not talking over you.)
- Staying calm and composed, I don't let things bother me and usually think rationally rather then emotionally.

"Hey, aren't you on Tosh?" or I have a face.

Music: The Faint, Thievery Corporation, Shiny Toy Guns, The Limousines, classic rock, oldies, jazz, whatever sounds good really, I listen to news/talk radio to/from work so I guess I'm an old man or something.

Movies: The Toxic Avenger (Best movie ever FYI), The Fifth Element, Labyrinth, Amelie, The Rock, Grindhouse, any cheesy low budget stupid action or horror movie from the 70s/80s/90s.

TV: Dexter, Psych, Bones, Archer, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Top Gear, True Blood, Warehouse 13, Breaking Bad, Spartacus, The Walking Dead.

Food: I'm a boring American,, but I do venture out and try new things all the time. Sushi is pretty good. Curry... Not so much.

-My left shoe
-My right shoe
-My brain
-Pants
-A Shirt
-A life size statue of Johnny 5 from Short Circuit.

How to retire before I'm 36.5 by inventing something that will make me millions!

Cleaning my guns and doing my nails while in a tub full of red wine watching a hockey game.

I don't understand thermonuclear fusion, sorry. And I like Taylor Swift.

You uttered any of the following to yourself while reading my profile:
"What? Pintos are stupid, you're stupid."
"Short Circuit was dumb, now Short Circuit 2! That's a good movie!"
"Well you see nuclear fusion occurs when..."

Or if you like hockey or I guess just if you want.