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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 7, 2008
5' 7" (1.70m)
Other and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Might want kids
English (Fluently), German
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OHGODDAMMIT I AM SO ITCHY!and sickly pale. Also I like peppermint. I am not religious

I am lazy, milky, and paranoid.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Obviously, I'm not doing too much with my life if I'm wasting my time on this thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. And things too! (very good at things) This and that as well. Oh, and also, you know, whatever. Sitting around comes easy to me, for the most part. I excel at being vague. Too bad for you? or something?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
PALE SO PALE! People tend to notice my bitch-face (dog like I guess?)first, then my eyes (they are so very eye-ish)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all books, but The Scapegoat is my super ultra all time favorite. Movies are okay, I s'pose. Violent, explode-y movie are LAAAAAME. So I don't like those. I don't go see movies all too often so I'm sorta outaa the loop, or whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could not do without my lungs. They are so incredibly important to me. What else am I gonna smoke with!? I NEED NEED NEED food. I really enjoy my sittin' around time. I need my eyes, cuz buk lernin sher ar good, hyuk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think alot about how awesome I am. Too much time, I think. And that too, I spend wayyyyy too much time thinking about that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alone, drinking, like any other night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You promise not to bother me or creep me out too much. Or if you like to realx with my mom, hardcore