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32 Saint Louis, MO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–47
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Let me summarize myself by summarizing with this short summary- speaking of which: my favorite type of weather is summer-y.

I'm co-dependent as all get-out. I'm an avid garden hose collector. I don't know the difference between there, their and they're. (Sorry). I'm a real spelling connaseur and a bigger grammar patriot, though. I have an exotic ferret named Furrrnando (he's only bitten me maybe like 4 times). I can make really good "mac and cheese manwich" (we call 'em Macwhichs (lol, Tyler) around here)
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently crashing with the 'rents in South City (well, actually Crestwood) and trying to get really good at skateboarding. Tyler, my friend, has a Playstation with Tony Hawk Pro-Skater and I've got almost all the moves down. When I'm not throwing down some sick skating tricks, I'm usually wrenchin' on the Prelude. My goal is get a really sweet ride for the Glo Roll this summer.
I’m really good at
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Ordering Chinese food good, sneaking out the basement, and skipping my accounting class (yolo). Also, I'm a pro at eBay auctions :) A few years ago I totally won a copy of Jurassic Park 2 (that's the Lost World) on DVD for only $1.53 (well, plus S&H). I also a real way with words.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Definitely my Armani cologne that I bought on a trip to Union Station. That or my orange tic tacs that I always carry on my person. I also keep my 'stache in pro form for the ladies ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Motortrend (it's a magazine), The One (with Jet Li), Seven Mary Three, still waiting on Limp Bizkit's new one (lol, been awhile Fred), and Chinese food (I always order beef friend rice).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My light-up Heelys
Garden Hoses
My ferret, Furrrnando
My 1988 Prelude Si 4WS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next M. Knight Shamalan movie- after The Happening I can only wonder how good he can write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stealing free cinnamon twists from Tyler at the Cinnabon (lol) I think Tyler knows I'm stealing them but turns his blind cheek.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can eat a sloppy joe while running ;)
You should message me if
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You want take a ride on the wild side in a tricked out '88 'lude with the best handling this side of the Mississippi.

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