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doesitexplode

27 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
i grew from oscar wilde's piss puddle after he drank four gallons of apricot weizen in which had fallen gunpowder and three of lauren bacall's eyelashes.

i am a culture addict, i am a writer, and i am hungry for galaxies.
What I’m doing with my life
shuffle-footing through the shadows.

i write theory and criticism, fiction and poetry. often in my head, sometimes on paper.

and i listen, and i watch.

i invented the perilous sport of culture diving.

i sometimes sell books and run a literature-focused FB page: https://www.facebook.com/DarkAndStormyClassics

i'm probably too much for most people, but i don't mean that in a bragging manner.
I’m really good at
guessing what it is you're trying to say when you stumble on a word or phrase. i usually just say it for you; i think it might annoy some people.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm not naked. or i am. one or the other, usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i am addicted to all of these things and spend all of my time on them. it's pretty unhealthy.

i'm not going to give a big ass list like i used to, but suffice it to say i like some of most everything, all of nothing.

i'm particularly obsessed with doo-wop, soul, 80's synth-laden glam pop and other various electronic genres (german minimal, funky house, hip-hop of all kinds, drag) at the moment.

if you're interested, i write for this site http://www.redrivernoise.com/

and on the rest, again, i'm a cultural critic and obsessee. it's like asking me to name my favorite cells in my testicles. i like them all y' great burk.
The six things I could never do without
weed and movies alone, and the thoughts that come with that

beer and a book on a porch in the sunlight with a light breeze and berliner techno playing softly

the atomic bond

remembering that the universe will end, and that's okay

being often in the presence of beautiful women and their dangerous power

chance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what i'm writing. culture of all forms. diamonds and death. the unspeakable difference between one life and another. the cosmos, and how much of it i'll get to put my own eyes on.
On a typical Friday night I am
i work an atypical job at home and have an unpredictable sleep schedule. i'm very aware of the hour, and very rarely aware of the day. i keep track of things in terms of what happened before, and what should happen or might happen next. so i usually have to confirm what day it is through some means or other when i want to know, unless i had some reason to keep it in mind. in other words, i have no idea what i do on fridays, because i forget it was a friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am the best liar i've ever met. before you see that negatively, all creators are liars, and writers lie the hardest.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you has fingers.

those without tactile members, feck off youse.