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doesnthaveaids

29 M Terre Haute, IN

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Military
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of nerdy. I've never really understood how to deal with women. Here's an example. I saw a woman at work recently. I grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher, aimed at the base of the woman, and swept side to side. My supervisor saw this and said, "Doesn't, you idiot! That's a not a fire, it's a woman!" I felt super dumb. She grabbed the extinguisher and popped me in the face with it.

All my encounters with women end the same way, with me getting my face ruined. By fists, feet, drinks, mace, tazers, weapons of opportunity, car doors, and a boomerang once in Australia. I flirted with misogyny, but it punched me in the face too. I even tried men, but they just made love to my face, and that hardly seemed better.

So that's me. Female fist magnet. But I know that somewhere out there is the fist for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a million hours a day with a hardhat and giant torque wrenches. I'm also in the damn Marines. I drive a yellow Beetle to balance out the manly stuff. Most of my time is devoted to working and getting my face smashed in. For the rest, I do a lot of reading, in the hope of learning all of science. And I'm trying to cross over to the Navy because they have a free nuclear engineering school.

I want to write two books. One fiction and the other non-. I don't say I'm writing them, because I'm not writing fast enough to justify the present tense. At this rate, they'll get done before I die of natural causes. That's my minimum goal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Awkward silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Jumper (not the awful movie), A Deepness in the Sky, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, The Free Lunch

Movies: Aliens and Terminator 2. If you noticed the James Cameron trend, it ends there, let me assure you.

Shows: House and Firefly.

Music: My taste in music is beyond comprehension, but here are some brands I like: Rammstein, Electric Six, MSI, Regina Spektor, Eisbrecher, Disturbed, System of a Down, Apocalyptica, Metallica, Adele, Mark M.

Food: I eat noodles and cans of beans, for very extensive and boring scientific reasons. But you're probably concerned with whether I can cook tasty meals. That's why this question is really on here. The answer is yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Reading material. I can't think of five more. I could pad the list with jokes like "air", but that's been done. I really don't need a lot of stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to think of things others haven't thought of before, because the alternative seems like a waste. So I think about epistemology. But others have thought of that too, so I try to spice it up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing what's out there, getting curb stomped.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face has conducted more electricity than your local power substation.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
• You want to take a shot at me. Please, not the face.
• You want to discuss our questions. I love doing that.
• You're 100 years old or younger. 101-year-olds can kiss my ass.
• You want more detail on my feelings about James Cameron.
• You're not just looking for a "hook up". Stealing cable is not a victimless crime.
• You don't want AIDS.