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63 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–88
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:27am
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Strictly other
When drinking
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on high school
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Ancient Greek (Okay), Finnish (Poorly), Rotuman (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
....carry the 2, plus 16, let's see--I'm 443. Not bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Over a lifetime? Probably 31% sleeping, 13% reading, 9% cooking, 24% working/studenting, 9% daydreaming (but not exclusively when cooking), 3% walking, 11% miscellaneous--including acts that will open the gates to heaven, and to hell
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
nothing. I've never mastered anything, except perhaps examining over and over the mixed up, sweet-bitter gifts of life
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically? If you come comfortably close, you will detect that one ear has a tiny point on an inner undulation, the other doesn't. And the one ear without the point is less fleshy across its top. (You may need to put your hands on my ears to notice--but that's what you're asking about, right?) Oh yeah--people notice I'm 7' 11", currently the 61st tallest person in the world. That too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
there are too many and too few and neither is important
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my other shoe,
my body warming cool bedsheets
my OTHER other shoe
.....close enough to 6, okay?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why it's impossible to trisect an angle and what is that cool approach my math teacher, Ms. Lapasha taught me for finding the square root
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in a drug-induced coma, in a paddle boat on Greenlake
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Don't use copper cleaner on the bottoms of your pots. Switch to a few shakes of salt and a splash of white vinegar.
You should message me if
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my back and shoulder muscles are tight....

oh, MESSAGE, not massage.