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dogbonerz

26 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:53am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Dog boner. Nuff said.
What I’m doing with my life
Saving up for a new face tattoo.
I’m really good at
i can spit all the rhymes to the 1997 "Big Willie Style" Album.
...backwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have pretty intense rosacea. Sometimes in the winter it starts to breakout into blisters. Hence my original intended username "BlistaSistafromanothaMista". Unfortunately it exceeded character limits. The second thing most noticed about me is my incapability to suppress a boner in public, much like a dog.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Self-help literature. All dogs go to heaven. saved by the bell; the college years
The six things I could never do without
Muscle Relaxers
Head on:applied directly to the forehead
Head on:applied directly to the forehead
Night-vision binoculars
Knee pads
Kettle Corn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Was that a shart or a fart??
On a typical Friday night I am
Mastering my baiting skills.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Ask and you shall receive, sugartits ;)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–95
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're DTF
Have an unoccupied set of bike pegs ;)