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28 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–95
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 9
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Very often
Other, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dog boner. Nuff said.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving up for a new face tattoo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
i can spit all the rhymes to the 1997 "Big Willie Style" Album.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have pretty intense rosacea. Sometimes in the winter it starts to breakout into blisters. Hence my original intended username "BlistaSistafromanothaMista". Unfortunately it exceeded character limits. The second thing most noticed about me is my incapability to suppress a boner in public, much like a dog.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Self-help literature. All dogs go to heaven. saved by the bell; the college years
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Muscle Relaxers
Head on:applied directly to the forehead
Head on:applied directly to the forehead
Night-vision binoculars
Knee pads
Kettle Corn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Was that a shart or a fart??
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mastering my baiting skills.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an open book. Ask and you shall receive, sugartits ;)
You should message me if
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You're DTF
Have an unoccupied set of bike pegs ;)