| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test | The Backrubber (DGSD) | Take it! |
| The Politics Test | Socialist | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead At 74 | Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 61% slut | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 71% Accuracy (highest: 71%, average: 57%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 70% Accuracy (highest: 70%, average: 62%) | Take it! |
| The Lines From the Movie JAWS Test | Captain of the Orca! | Take it! |
| The Best Internet Search Tactics Test | Hm. | Take it! |
| The Are you ready for MARRIAGE Test | 61% longlast - Stable Marriage | Take it! |
| The Should You Shoot Yourself Test | Almost There | Take it! |
| The Percussion Knowledge Test | 77% - Lead Stick | Take it! |
| The Angel or Demon Test | 49% - Fae | Take it! |
| The Where the Hell Are my Pants Test | 30% - Gone for good | Take it! |
| The Just How American Are You? Test | Tourist | Take it! |
| The Shamelessly Flattering Test | The God of Sex | Take it! |
| The Cuddlability Test | 18 - Heavenly Cloud | Take it! |
| The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test | BALTIMORE!: You scored 45% Style, 42% Cl | Take it! |
| The Ho for the Holidays Test | I'm 69 Ho for the Holidays | Take it! |
| The how fuckable are you? Test | 80% - " The Punching bag" | Take it! |
| The Damn Near Impossible Test | Frustrated | Take it! |
| The Do you know how to eat pussy Test | 155 on the pussy eating test | Take it! |
| The How Much You Know About Women Test | 88 Female Knowledge | Take it! |
| The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test | 68% pure - A Tad Inexperienced | Take it! |
| The Do You Like Curvy Women Test | 71% Curvy Woman Lover | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Romantic Lover | Take it! |
| The Are You My Kind Of CRAZY? Test | 76% compatible, 67% open-minded | Take it! |
| The Should We Bone Test | 64% Boneworthiness - Unlikely Bone | Take it! |
| The Do You have a Penis test Test | 99 Penisness | Take it! |
| The What Do Ur Kisses Say About U? Test | "Happy Kisser" | Take it! |
| The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test | 77 survivability, 51 kickass-ability | Take it! |
| The Big Lebowski Test | 100% - The Stranger | Take it! |
| The can you fuck me good Test | 71 good fuckess | Take it! |
| The SNES Test | 9 - Veteran Gamer | Take it! |
| The Would I fuck you Test | You make me 61 wet! | Take it! |
| The 3 Variable Funny Test | the Wit | Take it! |
| The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test | The Expatriate (38% brainwash, 22% antit | Take it! |
| The Which Jedi Are You? Test | 50% Skywalker, 45% Qui Gon Jinn, 36% Yod | Take it! |
| The What's your sexual style? Test | TYPE K | Take it! |
| The Am I Gay? Test | 36% - The Straight | Take it! |
| The What SHOULD you look like Test | The Handsome Man | Take it! |
| The How Innocent are your Thoughts Test | 55% innocent | Take it! |
| The Are You Fantastic For Me Test | 82 % | Take it! |
| The Are you the guy for me?? Test | 82 sweetness | Take it! |
| The Are We Compatible Test | 70 Compatibility | Take it! |
| The Body Language Test | Just Not Getting It | Take it! |
| The Left or Right Brain Test | 75 % Lefty, 59 % Righty | Take it! |
| The My Favotie Quotes Test | 83 %quotocity | Take it! |
| The Would I Want to Talk to You Test | 76% - You Rock! | Take it! |
| The Can You Fuck Test | 58 fuckability | Take it! |
| The Trekkie Test | Trekkie Appreciator | Take it! |
| The Are You Seductive? Test | Pretty Seductive! | Take it! |
| The How Difficult Is Your Life Test | Easy (29% difficult) | Take it! |
| The Kill Bill Test | 95% - The Bride | Take it! |
| The Democrat-Republican Test | 1 Republican, 6 Democrat | Take it! |
| The Director Who Films Your Life Test | Edward D. Wood, Jr. | Take it! |
| The Sexuality Spectrum Test | Straight Preference | Take it! |
| The British lingo Test | 90 dialect aware | Take it! |
| The 100 Question Simpson's Trivia Test | 70 Frinkability | Take it! |
| The What Is Your MPAA Film Rating? Test | PG-13 -- 13 Nudity, 29 Violence, 51 La | Take it! |
| The Are you REALLY open-minded? Test | Liberal | Take it! |
| The Are you the one for me Test | 73 coolness | Take it! |
| The Do you like good music Test | 81 music intelligence | Take it! |
| The Would I Date You Test | 37 compatability | Take it! |
| The Which Futurama Character R U? Test | You're Bender! | Take it! |
| The Are You Quirky Enough for me Test | See who you are in the town of Quirk | Take it! |
| The Can You Outsex my Shit BF Test | 61% Sexiness, 50% Adventure | Take it! |
| The Ghostbusters Test | 20 of 20 freaky ghosts captured! | Take it! |
| The Classic Nintendo Test | 95% - Link | Take it! |
| The !!!!!Evil Dead!!!! Test | 84 - Ash | Take it! |
| The Do You Know Your History Test | 4 - Class Average | Take it! |
| The Would Amber Hate You Test | 86% compatibility | Take it! |
| The Can You Get Me Off? Test | 80 Self-confidence, 72 Skill, 68 Seducti | Take it! |
| The Want To See My Breasts? Test | 60% Breast Worthy | Take it! |
| The *** GULLIBLE CHUMP *** Test | 17% - Skeptical | Take it! |
| The Should I Fuck You Test | 48% fuckability | Take it! |
| The Could You Date Dianne Test | 70% - Mr. Puffin!!! | Take it! |
| The Risk to National Security Test | 8 - State Department | Take it! |
| The Good Sense of Humor Test | 65% - Woody Allen | Take it! |
| The stupid movie trivia Test | 80 intelligence | Take it! |
| The ULTIMATE (and only?) Mr. Show Test | 80% - A Talking Junkie?! | Take it! |
| The Are You Compatible With Leslie Test | 92% Compatible with Leslie | Take it! |
| The Am I a good man for Celia? Test | 93% on the Celia Scale | Take it! |
| The What Gender Are You? Test | 59% male | Take it! |
| The RPG Class Test | Mystic Theurge | Take it! |
| The Would You Get Away With Murder Test | 57 screwedness | Take it! |
| The Can You Kill a Man? Test | 41 %Cold, 58% Level-Headed | Take it! |
| The Sailor Moon Test | 30 zombieness | Take it! |
| The VERY Basic Math Test | 13 - I AM STUPID | Take it! |
| The Monty Python Character Test | Centurion | Take it! |
| The Life of Brian Test | 10% romanism, 52% following, 3% love, 9% | Take it! |
| The Mario Brothers Test Test | 86 Marilicious! | Take it! |
| The Are You The One for Ashley Test | 74 compatable, 49 friend | Take it! |
| The Fuck me that's a film quote! Test | 92% - Film critic/ Loser | Take it! |
| The R u a Harry Potter Fan? Test | 6% - not a fan at all! | Take it! |
| The Kill Bill Vol 2 Test | 96% - Beatrix Kiddo | Take it! |
| The MASTURBATION Test | 64% - MASTERbator | Take it! |
| The Beautiful Faces Test | Jessica Alba | Take it! |
| The Princess Bride Obsession Test | 90% movie knowledge, 82% other knowledge | Take it! |
| The How Minnesotan Are You? Test | 60% Minnesotan | Take it! |
| The Ultimate Futurama Trivia Test | 87% Knowledge - Evil Brain | Take it! |
| The Are you my dream guy? Test | 64% | Take it! |
| The Sick of Tests Test | 20% Sick of Taking Tests | Take it! |
| The LOTR who said this??? Test | 77 knowledge | Take it! |
| The Which Girl Teen Celeb Are You? Test | 20 Hilary Duff, 40 Lindsay Lohan, 40 JoJ | Take it! |
| The WHAT "KILL BILL" VIPER ARE YOU Test | 48% - BUDD | Take it! |
| The STAR WARS Lightsaber ID Test | 47% Lightsaber Recognition | Take it! |
| The True Videogamers Test | 85 knowledge, 85 experience | Take it! |
| The Swear Word Usage Test | 21 relevance, 8 creativity | Take it! |
| The cock size Test | 71 Dick Size | Take it! |
| The What kind of housemate are you Test | The Inbetweener | Take it! |
| The Sexiness Test | 53 %Breasts, 2 %Ass, 89% Face | Take it! |
| The If I Had a Million Dollars Test | Spent $630000 (Sugar Daddy/Mamma) | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | 73% nerdiness, 82% geekosity, 34% dork p | Take it! |
| The Your Type of Girl Test | The Favorite Friend | Take it! |
| The simpson,fan Test | 70 variable 1 | Take it! |
| The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test | 75% Official Survivor | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | Advanced | Take it! |
| The You Should Know This, Idiot Test | 79% - Almost Average | Take it! |
| The 80's Test | 86% | Take it! |
| The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test | Skinny and Cute (25% T, 22% A, 80% C) | Take it! |
| The Where Should You Live Test | You should live in a Rowhouse 'Hood | Take it! |
| The How Philosophical Are You? Test | 18 - Artist | Take it! |
| The Famous Jedi or Sith Test | Obi-Wan Kenobi | Take it! |
| The 80s Cartoon Personality Test | Muppet Babies! | Take it! |
| The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test | 15% creepiness, 55% normal, 28% kinky - | Take it! |
| The Monty Python Test | 30 pythonesque - One of the Pythons | Take it! |
| The What's Your Signature Weapon Test | Halberd | Take it! |
| The Which Looney Tune Are You Test | You are Bugs Bunny! | Take it! |
| The only 4 questions Test | 0 independant, 18 old-fashioned, 84 flex | Take it! |
| The State Abbreviations Test | 92 % State Smart | Take it! |
| The SUPER VILLAIN Test | 59 - Blofeld | Take it! |
| The Masturbation Test | 37% - Below Average. | Take it! |
| The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test | Caiaphas | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You're 39 !!! | Take it! |
| The Sense of Humor Test | 85% - Class Clown | Take it! |
| The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test | 11 - Pretty fucked | Take it! |