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23 Oswego, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I love music (and dogs, wtf right?) I mostly listen to alternative rock bands and attempt writing my own things. My life long dream is to start a nickelback cover band and then crash our tour bus.

I love dogs. Do you love dogs? Let's talk about how much we love dogs. I have a white bi-colored eye siberian husky and I absolutely love her. I might as well make her a profile because she is the only reason I am getting messages.

This is actually the dog typing right now - my human is boring and tells me game of thrones spoilers.

Food: milk steak
Hobbies: magnets
Likes: ghouls
Dislikes: spiders
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Last week I put liquid paper on a bee...and it..died.

Believe it or not I actually somehow have a college degree in Music Business with a Performance Certificate in Singing (I stole it).

I make a living sending choir and band kids to Disney World, New York City, Chicago, prison, anywhere they want to go really!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dog soothing
Zombie survival
Making horribly timed jokes
Too soon? Jokes. See above.
Winning Cards Against Humanity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Where did he get a hand-grenade?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I won't lie, I'm not a reader. I am caught up on game of thrones though just because I need clarification that Peter Dinlkage will live.

Movies: I won't deny it - I loved every second of Pacific Rim. I love movies - ranging from Dumb and Dumber to Birdman. Highlights include anything Batman, Marvel, Tarantino, Coen Brothers, Stepbrothers, and Zoolander.

TV: American Horror Story (season 1 was still the best) Breaking Bad (RIP), Better Call Saul, Game of F*%King Throwns, anything HBO. I can watch It's Always Sunny on repeat because it is my absolut fav.

Music: Coldplay, Radiohead, Copeland, Sigur Ros, Pearl Jam, Iron and Wine, Bon Iver, Imogen Heap, Counting Crows, Bjork, Muse, Goo Goo Dolls, Friendly Fires, Guster, Keane, Florence, Death Cab, Doves, Pink Floyd, DMB, Republic Tigers, Shins, Alela Diane, Bob Dylan, Travis, Motion City, Clapton, Hendrix, Friendly Fires, The Police, Sting, As Tall As Lions, Old Jazz singers, Trey Parker.

Food: If it's ethnic I'll probly eat it. If it's not ethnic I'll probly eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sled dog
2. Making horrible jokes with my friends and laughing about how horrible we are.
3. Apple devices.
4. Falling asleep to Sigur Ros.
5. Netflix (which has also ruined my college career/productivity)
6. A good Blue Moon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The concept of marriage for the first time:
"Hey... I really like hanging out with you and stuff, it's really cool"
"Yeah I know..."
"Well I wanna keep doing that until you're dead."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's be honest-Eating a Lean Cuisine and sobbing into a pool of children's tears.

If I'm going to be more honest, it would be friends, a horrible netflix movie, an original drinkin game to said movie, and a mini-keg.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to pick up dog poop for money. Kind of... It was a doggy daycare, so at least I got to play with them first.

The dogs... Not the poop.

That I'm also not joking about the nickleback bus.
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh.

You're extremely open-minded, even with things you don't tend to agree with.

You're an all around positive person!

You have an amazing sense of humor but love serious and deep conversations as well.

You SHOULDN'T message me if:

-You're going to murder me, kidnap me, kidnap my dog, or steal my kidneys (unless we're over an 83% match in which case go for it).

-You don't like dogs. You're dead to me.

-You don't wish your dad was Phil Dunphy

-You don't want to talk about how beautiful the Breaking Bad Finale was.

-You don't own a panther. That's honestly the dealbreaker. I won't lie. You don't stand a chance.