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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:09pm
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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Singer, feminist, funny (...if you count dad jokes), gentleman, popculture and dog enthusiast.

My life long dream is to start a nickelback cover band and then crash our tour bus.

Proud father... of a Siberian Husky

Just looking for the waitress to my Charlie.

A brief summary:

Food: milk steak
Hobbies: magnets
Likes: ghouls
Dislikes: people's knees
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Music Busines Graduate

Currently sending America's Youth on Trips to Disney World.

I'm not being sarcastic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dog soothing
Dog cooing
Dog petting
Mario-Kart (drinking AND driving)
Winning Cards Against Humanity... Always
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Where did he get a hand-grenade?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: American Horror Story (season 1 was still the best) Breaking Bad (RIP), Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones, anything HBO. I can watch It's Always Sunny on repeat because it is my absolut fav.

Music: Radical Face, Coldplay, Radiohead, Copeland, Sigur Ros, Pearl Jam, Iron and Wine, Bon Iver, Imogen Heap, Counting Crows, Bjork, Muse, Goo Goo Dolls, Friendly Fires, Guster, Keane, Florence, Death Cab, Doves, Pink Floyd, DMB, Republic Tigers, Shins, Alela Diane, Bob Dylan, Travis, Motion City, Bombay Bicycle Club, Sufjen Stevens, Clapton, Hendrix, Friendly Fires, The Police, Sting, As Tall As Lions, it goes on and on...

Movies? I'll see anything once. Except you Michael Bay...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Always Sunny Gang
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That if I don't find someone on here... Living alone with a dog farm wouldn't be a bad way to go...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sobbing into a lean cuisine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to pick up dog poop for money. Kind of... It was a doggy daycare, so at least I got to play with them first.

The dogs... Not the poop.

That I'm also not joking about the nickleback bus.
You should message me if
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You want to go out and grab a milksteak sometime.

You're an all around positive person.

You're looking for a guy who isn't going to ask you if you want to "watch Netflix and chill" after talking for an hour.

You SHOULDN'T message me if:

You're not a dog person. You are the devil and I hate you.