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23 Naperville, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Has dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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I can sing!

My life long dream is to start a nickelback cover band and then crash our tour bus.

A brief summary:

Food: milk steak
Hobbies: magnets
Likes: ghouls
Dislikes: people's knees

I love dogs. I don't know if anything gave it away. I have a little white wolf of a husky.

Yes that is an opposum, sorry, she's my ex.
What I’m doing with my life
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Last week I put liquid paper on a bee...and it..died.

Believe it or not I actually somehow have a college degree in Music Business with a Performance Certificate in Singing (I stole it).

I make a living sending choir and band kids to Disney World, New York City, Chicago, prison, anywhere they want to go really!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dog soothing
Dog cooing
Dog petting
Winning Cards Against Humanity... Always
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Where did he get a hand-grenade?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: American Horror Story (season 1 was still the best) Breaking Bad (RIP), Better Call Saul, Game of F*%King Thrones, anything HBO. I can watch It's Always Sunny on repeat because it is my absolut fav.

Music: Coldplay, Radiohead, Copeland, Sigur Ros, Pearl Jam, Iron and Wine, Bon Iver, Imogen Heap, Counting Crows, Bjork, Muse, Goo Goo Dolls, Friendly Fires, Guster, Keane, Florence, Death Cab, Doves, Pink Floyd, DMB, Republic Tigers, Shins, Alela Diane, Bob Dylan, Travis, Motion City, Bombay Bicycle Club, Sufjen Stevens, Clapton, Hendrix, Friendly Fires, The Police, Sting, As Tall As Lions, Old Jazz singers, Trey Parker.

Movies? I'll see anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sled dog
More and more dogs
Wheat Beers
Alternative Rock
Dogs that aren't even mine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Little green ghouls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating a lean cuisine and sobbing.

I'm not kidding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to pick up dog poop for money. Kind of... It was a doggy daycare, so at least I got to play with them first.

The dogs... Not the poop.

That I'm also not joking about the nickleback bus.
You should message me if
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You can make me laugh!

You're an all around positive person!

A male feminist is attractive to you.

You have an amazing sense of humor as well as depth to your personality.

You SHOULDN'T message me if:

-You're going to murder me, kidnap me, kidnap my dog, or steal my kidneys (unless we're over an 83% match in which case it might be worth it).

-You don't like dogs. You're dead to me. Go away.

-You don't wish your dad was Phil Dunphy

-You don't want to talk about how beautiful the Breaking Bad Finale was.