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dogwearingpants

25 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Llegó a la conclusión que que aquel hijo por quien ella habría dado la vida era, simplemente, un hombre incapacitado para el amor. Una noche, cuando lo tenía en el vientre, lo oyó llorar. Fue un lamento tan definido, que Jose Arcadio Buendía despertó a su lado y se alegró con la idea de que el niño iba a ser ventrílocuo. Otras personas pronosticaron que sería adivino. Ella, en cambio, se estremeció con la certidumbre de que aquel bramido profundo era un primer indicio de la temible cola de chancho. Pero la lucidez de la decrepitud le permitió ver, y así lo repitió muchas veces, que el llanto de los niños en el vientre de la madre no es augurio de ventriloquia ni facultad adivinatoria, sino una señal inequívoca de incapacidad para el amor.
What I’m doing with my life
Worrying about the things I can't change and ignoring the things I can. Wait, maybe this one goes one section down.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe my dad is right. Maybe I am too skinny.
The six things I could never do without
A dog and a cat.
Books and weed.
A gas stove and a gas bike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drenched in flour. Honestly, I would rather stay in on Friday and go out during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My username is a little silly. I am not going to pay money to change it.
Also, my profile is a little silly. I am not going to pay effort to change it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Customarily, potential partners send minute nonverbal cues to one another to probe for and express interest. On the internet idunno we have twitter or something.