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doifives

30 Van Nuys, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:58pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
High school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a bright swirling ball of energy, not unlike the sun.
I love to speak and hang out with all you amazing people, no sarcasm, I never shut up and like being around humans,I'm nerd for history,I believe everything has a history and I want to learn about it. so get the fuck in here. I do enjoy causal dating much more than serious/I love you type dating, but I'm open. I live a transparent lifestyle and I'm not PC. I also live alone, because people dude!

Here's a biased summary, written by my best friend.
"hot shoulders, lips, balls, cock, chest, cheeks, legs, hands, back... thats just the physical.. mental yah got funny, quirky, unique, kind hearted, simple, logical, talkative, compassionate, considerate, friendly, talented.. you are also great in bed, can cook, and have charisma :) and theres so much more from there.

I'm Frank O'neal Meadows, and I approve of this message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working in QA, which means, sometimes I have more money than I know what to do with, but I have to remember that this shit is freelance and can end at any moment, so I have to horde my nuts( for lack of a better term).

I'm trying to do video editing for money these days but I do pro bono stuff on the side for friends, I will make it work.

Here's an awful short film I made:
http://youtu.be/_I7LBxaUxjs

Here's an ok music video I made:
http://youtu.be/ypeTU3fAZUQ

Here's a pretty good; and short documentary I made:
http://youtu.be/PZWBbJnWZrA

Here's me ranting about facebook.
http://youtu.be/c6kXRMsaYJU
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, Speech, Listening, Cheering people up, improv, impersonations, racial humor, proper internet use,eating ice cream in the freezing cold, Overeating, Under sleeping,Massage, translating, Being water.Muay Thai( science of eight limbs), Being there. Turning midnight snacks into culinary masterpieces and rustling jimmies.

世界の友達

vriend van de wereld

amigo do mundo
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, My hair,My Calm demeanor, My awesome sounding voice, My thick glasses,and apparently I look like Will I.am and dress like Tunde Adebimpe(people have said this)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Beowulf,Deadpool, Black boy, native son
Movies
DOA 1 2 and 3, pootie tang, Hollywood Shuffle, Space balls, The Host, Point Break, Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure,im gonna get you sucka, Coming to America,cidade de deus,The Great Rock'n Roll Swindle, The land before time, Attack of the killer tomatoes, Airplane, Bull Durham, Pandemonium,Half Baked,Earth Girls Are Easy, Kentucky Fried Movie,Juan of the Dead, DetentionPornography,Tourist trap, Ninja Turtles,
Well anything with Gary Oldman, Tim Roth, Song Kang-ho, Riki Takeuchi,
or Show Aikawa. I also own a copy of Salo. I have this movie just to fuck with peoples' heads.
I'm a big believer in the fact that Tyler Perry should be shot.

Music
kool keith, Mf doom, Radiohead, Beck, TTurbo,Dead kennedys, The misfits, Public Enemy,The Germs,Morrissey, Suga Free, JFA,Booba,Discharge,Fang, Fear, Joy division, madlib
Guitar Wolf,Sex Pistols,Tommy Wright, Dangerdoom, Three 6 Mafia,Biggie Smalls, Black Flag, Mac Dre, Richard Hell, GBH,ULFULS, Jeff Buckley, Beastie boys, Van Halen, No age, Dinosaur jr, The Undertones,Daft punk, Death, ninjasonik, At the Drive in, Dead Boys,Zeke, Adverts,Bjork,Chemistry,Crass,Crucifix, Big Boys, Descendents, Flipper,Killing Joke,MC5,Wu tang,Samhain, Os Catalepticos,Prodigy, The Motherfucking Ice-T,Throbbing Gristle, MGMT, Pure Hell,Hall and Oates, The Jam, Radio Stars, Arcade fire,Subhumans,Johnny Thunders,Conflict, The Smiths, The cure, Guns and Roses,Wipers,Hüsker Dü,Frogs,Adolescents,Crime,Destroy all monsters, Eli Porter, red zebra, acustalpase, scream, garlic boys, orange juice, Everybody's Enemy, Doom
http://www.pandora.com/people/majin46

Food
Everything.

TV

the Simpsons(Which is a billion times better than family guy) Monk, Code Monkeys, the universe,it's always sunny in philadelphia, SVU, South Park,Psych, Modern family, Community,Parks and Recreation, The boondocks, OITNB. Chapelle show( Come back Dave!) I also own the complete series of the critic ( Vive Jay Sherman. vive le quebec) Most cartoons I'll watch :)

Video Games

Fire pro wrestling D, Drag-on Dragoon, Fallout 3, Ridge Racer 5 & 6, Turok Dinosaur hunter, Shenmue, Super Mario Bros.2, Shadow of the colossus, VPW 1&2, Another world, Tekken 4,5,6, Tony hawk pro skater, King of Colosseum 2, Sonic adventure 2, Resident Evil, Silent hill, Body harvest, Saturday Night Slam Masters,King of fighters, Street Fighter 2&3, Camcom vs Snk 2, Beyond Oasis, Splatterhouse, Mass Effect 1 & 2, Fallout:New Vegas, Civilization 5( A game I worked on for one day)

Youtube

Cinemassacre,DYKGaming,thebrainscoop, TeamFourStar, Lore, Crashcourse, Scishow, sexplanations, MentalFloss, C.G.P Grey,The Game Theorists
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iphone
Computer
Movies
Candy
Music
My Car
Air
Cthulhu's love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wondered what if my name had changed into something more productive like Roscoe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shit, stuff, and also things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I go commando, and I go bald eagle; it's all about comfort.

I've never owned a blu ray player.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a sense a humor or if you like my face.

Also if you've marked your body type as: a little extra, overweight, curvy, or full figured; we should get along swimmingly.