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30 Lexington Park, MD Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Dec 6, 2013
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I am goofy, cheesy, energetic, and have little to no filter which is amusing to some and obnoxious to others. I enjoy reading, running (when I have the energy after work), gardening, playing with critters, finding new places to go and new sights to see, going to the library and working on the house. I also love doing karaoke with my besties ( I do a killer Eddie vedder and Cher impersonation), most of my jokes refer to things more than ten years ago or really obscure things that people don't get which makes them laugh anyway because they are so out of left field.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently moved back down to SOMD and took a job that I adore. I am also going to grad school and getting a dual cert in Biology and Special Education. I stay pretty busy which makes dating fairly difficult for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading a book in a day, alchemy on skyrim, riding horses, freaking out over the small things but remaining calm for the big, snuggling, cracking cheesy jokes, debating, basic neuroscience, being disorganized, gardening, running into things and always getting hurt.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Laugh, smile, eyes? meh, maybe my killer booty! haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Good gravy! I have no idea! I guess my favorite recent book is Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, the book was amazeballs but the movie was awful!! I am about to start pride, prejudice and Zombies this evening, 1000 splendid suns, the kite runner, anything by charlaine harris because I do enjoy my cheesy fiction, the hunger games, I suppose those are the favorites that I have read recently. Movies: The frightners, house of 1000 corpses, Slither, 21 jumps street was great, Tucker and dale Vs. Evil (awesome!) and I know a ton more that I am too lazy to think about at the moment. I love 30 rock and my ex used to say that I am Liz Lemon which I take as a huge compliment, haha, arrested devlopment, Alfred hitchock hour, I love Lucy, The X-files, My ghost story caught on Camera... those are my favorites right now.
Music: any thing from Rob Zombie to Britney spears and everything in between or even not in between.
Food: I love food and loooove to cook and grow my own veggies. I try to avoid fastfood because it makes me feel like poo but I will eat anything (other than walnuts) and love to try new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends and family
animals (specifically my dogs dolce and susie)
My cell phone (not for the obvious reasons but I am on the road a lot and things and people like to hit my car)
A comfy bed
a good laugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why they dont pay public servants more money, why standardized tests are so important, why can't I carry all of these dragon bones? my family, my friends and my career, how badly I want a back rub
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
painting, having wine and playing video games, driving to SOMD, or falling asleep at 9 pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sit indian style on the toilet when possible
You should message me if
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You want to? you do have free will, ya know?