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30 M Jersey City, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:15pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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design manager for a housewares company…I make things you eat with .I honesty has a tendency to unintentionally taste a little sour…I love film…I’ve got a soft spot for campy cheesedick horror… I don’t know what I’d do without good music…I take attempts at creating my own music... I like occasional bar scenes and live shows…I appreciate proper grammar and syntax…but I’m hot for small caps…And ellipsis… I love dining out and trying new things…I heart spirits…I like my whiskey rye, or Irish...I like to sleep in when the opportunity presents itself…dressing up for occasions…using relatively outdated terminology...I just want to dance...
What I’m doing with my life
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Tripping... Watching people trip... Tripping the furnace with poor quality... appreciating novel thought, and things lacking planned obsolescence... When I'm not being a nerd, I like to be out with my nerds, being a nerd... And coincidentally shitty...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being over things...shakn'it...making forks...drawing nightmares...making you smirk..
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like the dirt bike kid from the explorers... And the other boy who lived..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music: black marble (if I could start a band it would sound like this... Interested?)
,ariel pink's haunted graffiti, the liars, island girls, inouk, the gris gris, nite jewel, john maus,frog eyes, alex black ivory, bowie,holy shit, white fence, big black delta, tickley feather,phedre, black lips, deerhunter,smog,sonic youth,mark mothersbaugh,television, country teasers, shocking pinks, roscoe holcombe,cftpa, gybe, the hecks, women,iggy pop, yardbirbs,misfits, fugazi, brian eno,butch cage,t-rex,animal collective, smiths,jeff buckley, mf doom, wesley willis, need new body, beat happening, jackson carey frank, leonard cohen ,leadbelly,joy division,francois hardy, trans: neil young,the troggs,minor threat, white magic, prince,the monks,kinks,nick drake,nick cave, labyrinth soundtrack,etc...

lit: mental

movies/tv: wes anderson, pt anderson, michel gondry, chris cunningham, robert rodriguez, guillermo del toro, dario argento, sam raimi, george a romero, spike jonze, woody allen, federico fellini, rory kennedy, peter jackson, david lynch, joel & ethan coen, stanley kubrick, noah baumbach, richard linklater....
the spectacle theater, horrorboobs, junk food diner...

walking dead, breaking bad, game of thrones, homeland, newsroom, hannibal, true blood (sadly, i can't get enough of lafayette), rome, mad men, deadwood,
orange is the new black, hell on wheels, hung, sopranos, extras, planet earth & blue planet, an idiot abroad, pbs...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- 20% cool grey.
- rye.
- human ear music.
- nicotine (for now).
- passion and/or some sort of ambition.
- eyebones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
poincure's conjecture...what doth life?...why the fudge i'm on this website...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Debarge... Netscape it...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the mark of zorro on my forehead...
No, really...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you are, stevie nicks 30 years ago.
you're hilarious.
you've similar taste.
you're not ignorant.
you're considerate.
you're not a faker.
you wanna' hold my hand.