I am Awkward, Saucy, and Craptastic!.
My Self-Summary
I don't know what's going on in my life right now, it's all up in
the air. The only thing I can say is that I really like the ride
I'm on right now. I'm socially inept, p'awkward(yay Mike
Birbiglia!). I love randomness for the sake of being random... I
read a lot and I love music. I spend most of my time at home or at
work. When I'm not at home I like to go to museums, swimming, to
the library, or for a walk.
Recently I've started getting interested in random sports. Within
the next month I plan to take up archery and rock climbing.
Also. I'm slightly interested in
body modification. So anything
to do with tattoos, piercings, implants, scarrification and such. I
only have one tattoo and 6 piercings at the moment, but within the
next two years I plan to get at least two dermal implants, three
tattoos, and 4-8 piercings.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying get a degree in radiology, and become a radiologist. I'm
in college and I'm working full time in the health care industry. I
have a long list of goals right now, and my only real hope is to
complete half of them by the time I die.
In the next few years there are a few things I want to do:
1. Learn Spanish
2. Learn Korean
3. Start learning a martial art
4. Go out of the country once
5. Start donating to non profit radio stations
6. Go camping more often
7. Learn the butterfly stroke in swimming
8. Mosh at a concert
9. Try lobster
10. Learn to dance... like the tango or salsa or something
I believe that a successful life is one full of experiences, not
one full of certificates, degrees, and money. Many people say that,
but I don't believe that many people actually think it's true.
Helping people makes me happy, that's why I work in the health care
industry.
I’m really good at
I'm really awesome at sucking at everything. I think I learn pretty
quickly. I can annoy the hell out of pretty much anyone in just a
few seconds. I can also quote the holy grail like MAD.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass and my height.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books..
I just finished reading:
Born on a Blue Day by Daniel Tammet
Options by daniel lyons
Slaughterhouse-five by Kurt Vonnegut
Genius Squad by Catherine Jinks
Rebel Angels by Libba Bray(This was my most recent read.. it was
super fantastic. Very imaginitive. The whole concept of the series
is something so new and fresh. You must read it if you like
paranormal type books.)
Ok movies.
Anything by
Robin Williams
Equilibrium,
Boondock
Saints, Holy Grail, Airplane, The Matrix, Star Wars(4,5,6),
Advent Children, Akira, Serenity,
Memento, Groundhog Day, Snatch,
Rocky Horror Picture
Show, Army of Darkness, Dogma, SWAT, Passion of the
Christ(because it made me lol).....
I don't remember anything else at this moment.. my brain is
fried
As for music...
Darkwave,
Industrial,
Classic Rock,
Metal,
Happy Hardcore,
Trance,
90s music,
Hard Rock, And
Goth Rock
And food...
Steak,
sushi, spaghetti,
lasagna, and everything else.
Editors
The six things I could never do without
1.Opinions
2.A book I haven't read yet
3.the basic necessities of life, food, water, and shelter.
4.A computer
5.A routine(not that I'm a very clean person, I try, but having a
routine keeps me sane
6.a tooth brush
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The unfairness of the world.
Where my life is going.
What my cats are thinking about.
How much wood woodchucks could chuck if they really could chuck
wood.
How George Bush ever graduated from high school.
Whether or not I could:
Give you up, let you down, run around and desert you, make you cry,
say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you. (
rickrolled)
On a typical Friday night I am
Going Bowling, going to a play, swimming, staying in and watching
movies, playing with my cats, or talking to random people online.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I convert oxygen to carbon dioxide when no one's looking.
You should message me if
You want to have a very interesting/random conversation or want to
meet someone who lives in a town no one else can pronounce.