It's OK. I completely understand. You can't tolerate anyone with a
whit of intelligence or a mind of their own. You need someone who
fits a 'particular mold.' Someone cookie-cutter, as it were. You
need someone who is unpredictable, boring, lifeless and dull.
Someone with whom which you can carry on meaningless conversations
about your mutually meaningless lives. Someone tame, who doesn't
threaten your solidly sheltered world views. Someone as
pathetically insecure as you are, whom you might plant a kiss on
their cheek after 6 dates because you're so petrified of your own
sexuality that you might as well be a prude. Someone who will
coddle you or 'take care of you,' because, apparently you can't do
so for yourself.
Naw, don't worry, the above isn't directed towards anyone specific. That was more directed towards the general female population of this (and frankly, most any) dating sites.
The level of pathetic is too damn high.
Do you know what this world needs a lot more of?
Eugenics
Why, you ask? Gee, I don't know. Take a casual look around, and see if you can see the horror that humanity has become (or, more likely, always has been).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYA9DaSIddo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDFJiELKoN0
Pro Tip: Don't run away before ATTEMPTING to get to know me!!
For starters, I'm an agoraphobic existential nihilist.
OH, I'm also a massive insomniac. I did some research not that long ago, and determined that I'm missing about 17 years of sleep. :/
I like good beer, good food, good wine, good documentaries, science and maths and discussing the feeble nature of the human race. Why, oh why, is it so hard to find people with similar interests? :P
I like my hardcore/metal loud. I like to drive with a furious passion. I know more about more things that I shouldn't than I ever thought I would. Enjoy!
Anyways, I'm me. Obviously. Unless I've been randomly cloned without my knowledge...
Well, to find out more, since fluid strings of banter have never been my strong point without actually somewhat knowing my audience, feel free to write, call, fax, email, send smoke signals, or hunt down a telegraph and do it dots by dashes, whatever boats your float.
Who I'd like to meet:
1. People with intelligence.
2. People who can formulate a complete, rational thought.
3. People who know what punctuation is.
4. People who are genuine and have a good sense of humor.
5. People who can deal with biting sarcasm.
And of course.
These are the few people whom I have NO interest in meeting.
1. All of those who don't meet the above criteria.
2. White Trash.
3. Rich assholes who think that they have more right to be here than the rest of us.
4. Anyone who is ignorant.
5. And my least favorite of all: Hypocrites.
Also....
If you're:
Close-minded, simpleminded, consumer market driven, heavily religious, incapable of deep thought, unsure of what particle physics, quantum mechanics and theoretical mathematics are, afraid of change, afraid of 'difference,' unwilling to accept defeat, or believe that 'reality TV' is your life-blood, I would rather insist that you
**** off and die!
**grin**
Litmus test in T minus 3...2...1...
Chances are good you failed. =)
First Date
Long romantic walks down the beach. Candlelight dinner with slow love songs playing in the background.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, right, sure.
Seriously though, I like to hang out and talk a lot. But if you don't have anything actually interesting to say, I'll probably get bored of you before you're done with your third sentence.
Naw, don't worry, the above isn't directed towards anyone specific. That was more directed towards the general female population of this (and frankly, most any) dating sites.
The level of pathetic is too damn high.
Do you know what this world needs a lot more of?
Eugenics
Why, you ask? Gee, I don't know. Take a casual look around, and see if you can see the horror that humanity has become (or, more likely, always has been).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYA9DaSIddo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDFJiELKoN0
Pro Tip: Don't run away before ATTEMPTING to get to know me!!
For starters, I'm an agoraphobic existential nihilist.
OH, I'm also a massive insomniac. I did some research not that long ago, and determined that I'm missing about 17 years of sleep. :/
I like good beer, good food, good wine, good documentaries, science and maths and discussing the feeble nature of the human race. Why, oh why, is it so hard to find people with similar interests? :P
I like my hardcore/metal loud. I like to drive with a furious passion. I know more about more things that I shouldn't than I ever thought I would. Enjoy!
Anyways, I'm me. Obviously. Unless I've been randomly cloned without my knowledge...
Well, to find out more, since fluid strings of banter have never been my strong point without actually somewhat knowing my audience, feel free to write, call, fax, email, send smoke signals, or hunt down a telegraph and do it dots by dashes, whatever boats your float.
Who I'd like to meet:
1. People with intelligence.
2. People who can formulate a complete, rational thought.
3. People who know what punctuation is.
4. People who are genuine and have a good sense of humor.
5. People who can deal with biting sarcasm.
And of course.
These are the few people whom I have NO interest in meeting.
1. All of those who don't meet the above criteria.
2. White Trash.
3. Rich assholes who think that they have more right to be here than the rest of us.
4. Anyone who is ignorant.
5. And my least favorite of all: Hypocrites.
Also....
If you're:
Close-minded, simpleminded, consumer market driven, heavily religious, incapable of deep thought, unsure of what particle physics, quantum mechanics and theoretical mathematics are, afraid of change, afraid of 'difference,' unwilling to accept defeat, or believe that 'reality TV' is your life-blood, I would rather insist that you
**** off and die!
**grin**
Litmus test in T minus 3...2...1...
Chances are good you failed. =)
First Date
Long romantic walks down the beach. Candlelight dinner with slow love songs playing in the background.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, right, sure.
Seriously though, I like to hang out and talk a lot. But if you don't have anything actually interesting to say, I'll probably get bored of you before you're done with your third sentence.
