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27 M San Francisco, CA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 12:09pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Batman is fucking rad.

If you disagree with above statement, then farewell. For the rest of you, hello! I'm a game designer, general all-purpose nerd, foodie, charmer, and sartorialist. I love new experiences and new people. Let's cook, go to a show, have a drink at a classy bar, or sit around and watch Firefly. Or better yet, do something new, like jump out of a plane or something.

LGBTQ friendly, feminist, and follow the general "don't be a dick" principle in life. It's like Buddhism, but more grounded.

Sometimes I use semicolons correctly to turn people on; I'll even throw in the occasional Oxford Comma.

OKCupid has been just as good at finding friends for me as it has for finding dates, so I'm generally flexible. I'm ready to nerd
rock, party down like Chinatown, or dapper up like buttercup on any given weekend so if any (or all) of those sound appealing shoot me a line. I'm interested in people who are interested in me.
What I’m doing with my life
I am in the game industry designing games. If you are also in the game industry, you're welcome to skip the rest of the wall of text that is my profile and say hi.
I’m really good at

- When attending Karaoke, have at least one good Karaoke song at your beck and call as it is general etiquette that all attendees contribute at least one smashing performance for the evening, even if the others should suffer. (I generally have 3-5, ranging from the early 90's to)

- Be wary of the following songs: "Ghostbusters", "Love Shack", and "The Final Countdown". Although they may seem like good ideas at the time, they are actually traps and time sinks that harbor tedium in the center of their rotten, evil hearts.

- An unexperienced individual in the group will always queue up "Billy Jean" with no real idea what they are getting into. Be sure that when it comes on, you are ready to pick up the mic and recover the song when 30 seconds in that moment arrives.

- The 90's are the new 80's: Third Eye Blind should not be shameful but celebratory. Limp Bizket though, not so much.
The first things people usually notice about me
I once gave directions to a dude and in the 3 minutes it took to make that exchange he already noted that I was a gentleman and a scholar. So I guess people pick up on that pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Big fan of Haruki Murakami, Lolita, Sherlock Holmes, Good Omens, His Dark Materials trilogy, The Name of the Wind/The Wise Man's Fears, and Discworld.

Books with Big Pictures so they are easier to understand:
Neil Gaiman's work, from Sandman to Books of Magic. Most of Vertigo is also solid, including Hellblazer, Y: The Last Man, and Lucifer. Blankets, Adrian Tomine, Fun Home, Berserk (pretty much the only Manga I'll read now), Asterios Polyp, Maus, Preacher, and a whole slew of other things. If you like graphic novels, ask me about it and lets talk!

My favorite directors are Park Chan Wook, Michel Gondry, and Richard Linklater. Thirst is perhaps the best Vampire Romance Movie I've seen.

Everyone let us take a moment of silence for Breaking Bad.




I've also rewatched the The X-Files up to the point where Mulder gets abducted and replaced by T9000. Also love Firefly, Doctor Who, New Battlestar Galactica, Avatar (Korra and Aang), Star Trek TNG and DS9

Neko Case, The National, Rilo Kiley, Broken Social Scene, Ben Folds, Regina Spektor, Asobi Seksu, Beirut, The Ditty Bops, YMCK, DnTel, Rufus Wainwright, Neon Indian, and Efterklang.

Video Games:
Dark Souls, HOTLINE MIAMI, Starcraft 2, The Void, Katamari Damacy series, Shadow of the Colossus, Fallout 1 & 2 (not 3), League of Legends, Planescape: Torment, and Iji.

- Mission Chinese Food
- Saru Sushi
- Taqueria Cancun
- Poncho Villa Taqueria
- Commonwealth
- 4 Barrel Coffee
- Benu
The six things I could never do without
(1) Something Touching
(2) Something Clever
(3) Something Cheesy
(4) Something Non-sequitur
(5) Something Mundane
(6) Something Nerdy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The merits of charm vs the power of mystery.
On a typical Friday night I am
In love. Monday's pretty blue, Tuesday is gray and Wednesday is also, Thursday I don't care about you (no offense). But man, Friday...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a feminist, believe in basic human rights, and care for the environment, but you know...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know girls, I'm 80% water and everyone likes water, so...

You're silly, nerdy, unique, strange, or some brand of not quite normal.

If you have adorable short hair.

If you're a former Masshole willing to connect with another former Masshole about how warm it is here all the time. Yes, even when it is "cold".

However, you can pass on all of this if your profile is a grammatical abortion.