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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Apr 20, 2014
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm a 26yr old retail worker and freelance journalist who recently spent two years working in America. I'm now back in the UK, settling down, and feel like it's the perfect time to meet someone amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I left university to spend two years in America where I worked as a host on a TV station and wrote for a number of magazines and newspapers. Now I'm back, freelancing to build a portfolio and working in retail to pay the bills.
I also help out a little with a local cat charity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, cuddling, remembering song lyrics and movie quotes, putting flatpack furniture together, baking, making people laugh, straight up gangsta rap.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Based on past experience, probably the way I blurt out random trivia, get a little shy, then trip over my own feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a big ol' geek for all of this stuff, so bear with me.

Anything by Charlie Brooker, anything by David Sedaris, The Great Gatsby, Catcher In The Rye, A Clockwork Orange, Discworld, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Sherlock Holmes, autobiographies, Moab Is My Washpot, Watchmen, Sandman, Spike Milligan.

I'm a huge Charlie Chaplin fan, Amelie, Lion King, Cinema Paradiso, Life Is Beautiful, Airplane!, Back To The Future, Batman, Battle Royale, Beetlejuice, The Big Lebowski, The Blues Brothers, Bonfire Of The Vanities, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Clerks, Ed Wood, Empire Records, Evil Dead, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Frost/Nixon, The Goonies, anything by Miyazaki, Life Of Brian, My Fair Lady, West Side Story, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Oliver!, and I'm stopping there!

30 Rock, Community, Peep Show, Adam & Joe, Futurama, Black Books, Blue Planet, Planet Earth, DuckTales, The Goodies, Look Around You, Green Wing, Father Ted, Neverwhere, Psych, Pushing Daisies, QI, Spaced, Firefly, The Daily Show, Arrested Development, Portlandia, Doctor Who, House MD.

I collect vinyl albums, mainly classic rock.
The Beatles, Caravan Palace, Tim Minchin, Barenaked Ladies, They Might Be Giants, The Housemartins, Beck, Nick Cave, John Coltrane, Otis Redding, Queen, Daft Punk, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash, Rush, Hyperland, Pink Floyd, Marillion, David Bowie, Mozart, Gilbert and Sullivan.

I cooked for two years at a tapas place, so I like to think it gave me a basic knowledge of how food works, and good taste. I love Asian food of all kinds, as well as Greek, and I adore a really good English roast.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet



Something new to learn


Someone to share my thoughts with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want from life. I'm one of those people who has done at least a few months in every job ever, so there's been a large section of my life when I haven't been sure, but I'm finally starting to see where I'd like my life to go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being atypical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I shot JR
You should message me if
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You balance your concern for international politics with your adoration of Disney movies.