Yes, that is a giant head wound, and no it's not real. If you think that's weird, you probably won't like me either.
Now that we've gotten that over with, here's the deal. I like to meet people. The best way to approach it is as friends -- maybe we have some conversation and do fun things and we've each made a new friend, maybe it doesn't work out and we go our own ways. Who knows, who can read the future? I sure can't, so I don't worry about it too much. What I am certain of is that I don't want drama, and I don't want pressure -- and I will return the favors.
Back to the head wound -- one of the things I like to do is dress up and go out on the town -- zombie, magician, pirate -- whatever. The point is that I like to goof around and do funny things. I am down for just about any activity -- however, if pressed, I'd rather go get a drink or dinner and get to know someone rather than just sit around and see a movie (unless it's really just an excuse for cuddling).
And don't get me wrong, I like sex a lot. I just find that when you let it happen when it's supposed to happen, it works out a lot better.
FAQ:
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I am serious about her and love her very much.
No, I am not employed.
Yes, I have a car.
No, I don't have any communicable diseases.
No, I don't smoke cigarettes (but I am considering investing in a bubble pipe -- the kind that blows bubbles into the air).
No, I don't do any hard drugs.
I am sensitive, sensual, and inquisitive