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don_wiskerando

36 / M / Bisexual / Seeing someone

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Jan 12
Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
About my life and what I'm looking for

Yes, that is a giant head wound, and no it's not real. If you think that's weird, you probably won't like me either.

Now that we've gotten that over with, here's the deal. I like to meet people. The best way to approach it is as friends -- maybe we have some conversation and do fun things and we've each made a new friend, maybe it doesn't work out and we go our own ways. Who knows, who can read the future? I sure can't, so I don't worry about it too much. What I am certain of is that I don't want drama, and I don't want pressure -- and I will return the favors.

Back to the head wound -- one of the things I like to do is dress up and go out on the town -- zombie, magician, pirate -- whatever. The point is that I like to goof around and do funny things. I am down for just about any activity -- however, if pressed, I'd rather go get a drink or dinner and get to know someone rather than just sit around and see a movie (unless it's really just an excuse for cuddling).

And don't get me wrong, I like sex a lot. I just find that when you let it happen when it's supposed to happen, it works out a lot better.

FAQ:
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I am serious about her and love her very much.
No, I am not employed.
Yes, I have a car.
No, I don't have any communicable diseases.
No, I don't smoke cigarettes (but I am considering investing in a bubble pipe -- the kind that blows bubbles into the air).
No, I don't do any hard drugs.

I am sensitive, sensual, and inquisitive

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What I’m doing with my life
Swimming upstream in a semi random, semi focused pattern.

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I’m really good at
1. Roasting Garlic
2. Long Division in my Head
3. Massages
4. Games
5. Reading
6. Legal analysis
7. Reffing roller derby bouts
8. Verbosity

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dune

Big Trouble in Little China

They Might Be Giants

Burritos

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The six things I could never do without
Eyes
Hands
Feet
Ears
Weiner
Boobs

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex
Law
Roller Derby
Maps
Games
Food
Numbers
Elves
Music
Batman
Animals

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On a typical Friday night I am
out and about
...
or
...
hiding

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Then it wouldn't be private, would it

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I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 23-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you like brain meat

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