I'm a confident guy who lives on Capitol Hill. I like exploring snobby coffee shops, bars with strong drinks, and shady restaurants.

I follow current events closely and like to know what's happening in the rest of the world. I have a sarcastic sense of humor and my idea of a good night out requires everyone involved to be laughing the entire time. I enjoy making adventures out of life's typicalities. I try to follow a philosophy of continuous improvement and like people who have goals.

I stay active by running quickly and bicycling long distances, so bonus points if you are a willing activity partner. In the mountains, I'm a snowboarder.

I spend much of my asocial time sating curiosity by being an information sponge. I'm also trying to attain the status of iron chef.

For those dollar bills, I make iPhone games at a startup that's located in downtown. I'm the lead programmer of a small team and my career is awesome.

Bribing Thai police officers.

I'm tall and my facial hair grows quickly and thickly.

I mostly read non-fiction about subjects like history, urban density, income inequality, blah blah. I no longer identify with fiction I've read, but I have a goal to change that by reading more.

Film: Secretary.

TV: Cosmos, Girls, Louie, and documentaries.

Music: I stay contemporary, leaning toward dark, brooding indie shit that must have a genre title I'm unaware of (The xx) and indie dance (Matt & Kim), but my tastes are broadening (Frank Ocean, Killer Mike, EDM).

I'm an adventurous eater.

rye whiskey, taco trucks, a well-stocked pantry, spotify, 12th & jackson, trees

Cosmic insignificance.

Where to travel to next?

Is Yahoo! Answers really one massive troll?

It's fun to go in, it's fun to stay out, and it's best to not adhere to a template.

I know when to make a move...