i'm just going to describe myself by using some of the descriptions from results from tests i've done on okcupid, which means i could be: dream boi, 91% slut, loverboy, socialist, cinderella, the perfect human, nympho whore, sufficiently manly, dr ruth, american masturbator (what??), pippin, 83% well read, lost in the cosmos, pornstar, common guy, schoolgirl slut, 92% skillful abuser of my love muscle, loser, 50% romantic, gilbert grape, capital genius, ford prefect, sex-crazed, freak, super perv, dark & structured, absolute free speaker, neil young, experimental, cock worthy, furry, camel filters, tourist, sexy beast, franklin, sexual attack guru (????), bunker soldier, fdr, 51% size queen, commando!, somewhat furry, goliath, nasty leftie, charlie, smartie pants, dirty!!, very spankable, ecologist, super masterbator, teacher, 79% kinky, dream guy, a bit odd, 61% openminded, aphrodite, 84% facial friendly, baltimore, sex god, joey stefano, opera aficionado, 55% depersonalized, pseudo-activist, healer, haughty intellectual.
wow, that really does sum me up! apart from dr ruth and cinderella, of course.
i just took the dating personality test again after a couple of years and i've changed from being a playboy to a hornivore, not sure what that says about me!

I am extrovert, introvert, and mixed-up.

living it i guess.

read my self summary and i think you'll get a good idea of what i'm good at.

depends how many clothes i've got on.

i hate these things. it could get really long so i'll be ruthless
a) 1984, lord of the flies
b) six degrees of separation, cabaret, south park the movie, bigger, longer, uncut
c) anything with a synth (apart from house and techno), kate bush, tori amos, britpop (esp blur and pulp), opera (esp puccini and verdi
d) i'm a greedy guts and i'll eat most stuff except celery, seafood and goat's cheese. indian food is one of my favourites.

air, food, warmth, love, sex, and a home

why there aren't more hours in the day.

minding my own business.

it wasn't me!!

you want to cam. or like hamsters