Let's see I'm a sci fi, fantasy, horror, comic book, and pop
culture nerd that still goes to goth clubs. Not the greatest
salesman in the world (clearly) but hey I'm honest and I can make
fun of myself. As well as lets face it, everything else. I'll try
anything once. If it's fun I'll do it again. If not, I'll make a
joke or a funny story about it and move on with my day. Like the
time I tried bull riding. Saw my ten year old life flash before my
eyes (yes little boys are dumb and can leap over the walls of a
bull pens like parkour masters if properly motivated.) but you
can't say you don't like something you've never tried... And I
don't like bull riding.
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting world domination with the help of my two cartoon lab mice.
Hasn't worked out yet, but there is always tomorrow night.
I’m really good at
I’m a Jack of all trades and master of few. In particular
storytelling and cooking. I come from a Mexican family so telling
stories around the dinner table is in the blood.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I've fallen on them from the shadows with two swords drawn...
When I'm not pretending to be a ninja, It's usually my voice and my
laugh. I went to school for theater so I can definitely play to the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I really don't want to type a list of everything on my book and DVD
shelf so we're just going to do examples.
Books: Classics like Alice in wonderland, On the road and Dracula.
Comics like Batman, Sandman, and Marvel zombies. New books like
World war z, the Strain, The hunger games and right now I'm halfway
through the Game of thrones books. Oh and anything by Neil Gaiman,
I felt that he should be in his own category.
Movies: I'm a movie guy so everything from Life is beautiful to
ghost busters, from Love actually to Way of the gun, the Crow to
City of lost children. Also anything by Tim Burton, Mel Brooks,
Guillermo Del Toro, Robert Rodrigues, and Christopher Nolan. I said
I was a movie guy.
Music: Mostly rock. The white stripes, pack ad, the Beatles,
Food: yes. Just yes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working unfortunately, but my Saturdays are most often spent ether
out at some event. (Like loj, ren fair, or one of my friend's crazy
theme parties.) Down in San Diego, visiting family. Or having a
game night with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Picasso's Don Quixote tattooed on my ribs because I wanted a
Knight by my side.
You should message me if
You're intelligent, a little nerdy, and just a bit crazy. I mean
fun crazy. Like let's get buzzed on sugar and run around
Disneyland, or have a water gun fight crazy. Not "what are you
doing with that chainsaw?" Crazy. Think Lucille Ball if she had
seen star wars 13 times. If you want to be my Disney ride buddy and
plus one for all the odd ball events my friends and I go to.
(Renaissance fair, comic con, pirate parties. )