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dontbewillful
31 / F / straight / Seeing someone
Minneapolis, Minnesota
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Skinny
- Looking For
- —
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
- Sign
- Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Banking / Financial / Real Estate
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Owns dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sincere, intense, and bilateral.
My Self-Summary
What I’m doing with my life
After a lifetime of being picked last for kickball teams, I am finally beginning to understand the joy of running, and recently began training for my first marathon.
I'm constantly coming up with wacky ideas and projects. I'd say something stupid and pretentious here like "life's too short" or "I view my life as a series of opportunities for everyday performance art," but really, I have to suppress a desire to kick hippies who talk like that. I honestly just come up with stupid ideas and then want to see them exist in more than just my head. I don't have nearly enough time to implement them all, but if I ever become a multimillionaire, one of the first things I will do is employ a small staff whose sole purpose is to bring all my plans to fruition. This sounds far more sinister than it actually should.
The second thing I shall do is purchase several dozen pair of funky glasses so I can switch them whenever the mood strikes me.
I’m really good at
I probably know more 'your momma' jokes than you. I can knit an awesome mohawk hat, or bake a very delicious cheesecake. I sing loudly at Irish bars. I hold two IT degrees.
I am not awesome at minigolf, but that does not stop me from loving it unconditionally. I am also not awesome at running, but no matter how slow I go, I figure it's still faster than sitting on the couch.
Things that I love doing: riding my bike, playing board games, tending to my kitchen garden, baking, reading, telling offensive jokes, and delving into whatever project is my current fascination. Right now that is: well, I have two...making musical instruments out of empty culligan bottles, and eating on $1 per day for 30 days to better reflect on food choices we make in America.
The first things people usually notice about me
The thing that they don't notice that they should is that I'm an asshole with a heart of gold.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
A.5 (television)) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, Flavor of Love, Battlestar Galactica
B) High Fidelity, Best in Show, Birdy
C) Erasure, Yaz, The Dregs, Great Big Sea, The Blue Nile, Depeche Mode, Peter Gabriel, Propaganda, Data, Mr. Bungle, LCD Soundsystem, Bellatrix, The Postal Service
D) Cheesecake, oysters on the half shell, sushi, Oaxacan mole, and gas station hot dogs. Not all at once.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
On a slightly less pretentious note, I was a very lazy Girl Scout. I only got the merit badges that everyone got when we went on field trips, save one, and that was for brushing my teeth.
And I hate writing online self-summaries, so I usually just act lazy and steal text found during random Googling.