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dontcallme_bob

27 M Greenville, SC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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In DC for the time being and loving it while I'm here. I am a 26 year old small business owner who is incredibly over-educated in disciplines that I do not use at all in my small business. I am a creator/artist in training/practice and there is no notepad in the world that can hold all of my ideas (sidenote: I attempt them all, but complete no more than half). I love being outside and enjoying nature. I love to hike and camp as much as possible. I hate stupid people. Not people who are unintelligent, but people blinded and guided by ignorance. I don't like people who are overzealous with their beliefs and enforce them on others. I want to believe in dragons. I am clumsy. I like to think I don't have any enemies (there may be some out there though I can't imagine why). I think kids are amazing and I wish I could enjoy anything in life as much as a child seems to---getting older seems to make people depressing and cynical. I am occasionally cynical. I enjoy going to see live music whenever I can and I often travel for a good show and I usually end each summer with wrists full of cloth bands of assorted colors. Lately all of those seem to say staff/vendor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finished my MA in the spring...and I have been choosing not to use it while traveling the country selling my artwork at different music and art festivals with the small business I started while in grad school. Has been a blast being able to sell clothing and artwork that I design/create. So unbelievably rewarding and I've only been creating for the past two years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I feel I'm a pretty good writer, a decent dancer, a solid outdoorsman, a strong enthusiast for the world of arts and crafts, a skilled SET player (best game ever), an eccentric imagineer, a lover of anything silly, and I have been known to pontificate extensively on just about anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am usually smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book wise I read way too much for school to read all that much for pleasure. My "need to read" book list for after grad school is very very extensive.

Movies--Shawshank, Gump, Wet Hot American Summer, Bill and Ted's, A River Runs Through It, Blues Brothers, All Mighty Ducks, Ninja Turtles, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones movies. Also the Usual Suspects, the Game, anything Mel Brooks, all Charlie Kaufman, Wes Anderson is awesome, most Kubrick, the Goonies, and many many more. My favorite christmas movie is a tie between Bad Santa and Gremlins.

TV--been trying to phase it out but I still love me some It's Always Sunny, 30 Rock, South Park, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Community, Parks and Recreation, Shameless, the wonder years, freaks and geeks, Bored to Death, Californication, modern family.

Music wise I can basically stand anything up to a point. I love music that gets me dancing and moving. Summer festivals are the best and I plan on doing many every summer. I like electronic, rock and some bluegrass and funk but the list of my favorites has so many more artists on it that it would be silly to name. Country music is awful and you can like it, but please never make me listen to it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Car/capacity to just go on a whim (not leave it all behind so to speak, but I go on a lot of spontaneous road trips)
2. Good music
3. Being silly
4. Laughter/humor
5. Warm sunshine
6. A medium to write upon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why they don't bring back that awesome game "the incredible machine" that was on windows 95. Also I think about whether having wings would be as awesome as it seems. Wouldn't it get uncomfortable sleeping under covers with the kind of wings that would be necessary to pick you up off the ground? Also destroyed clothes would be a whole problem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Would like to say doing something awesome like going to a show or spelunking, but probably I am doing something a little less awesome. I prefer a more relaxed environment to a crowded bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been a vegetarian for a year and a half now and I feel great about it (not really so private)

^^Just got back from a month in Ecuador where I was not so vegetarian. Really impossible down there but I was able to see the actual animals being raised and slain for the food I was eating which is fine by me. It is the dissassociation of people and grocery purchasing from actual food processing in the states that sickens me. No longer a cow or chicken, only a steak or plate of wings. Vegetarian while back here.^^
You should message me if
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If you have a childlike sense of wonder and can enjoy your own silliness.