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dontcallmelo

25 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I'd like to say that I'm creating and writing the most edgy comedy routines you've ever heard of, but I'm really just stoked that my room looks like someone lives in it now. I am writing and creating some weird comedy tho, so if you're into space analogies hit me up. That and babies telling dead baby jokes.
I’m really good at
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Making breakfast potatoes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hand gesticulations.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My planner. (which needs to be replaced)
2. Mason jar with any type of tea in it.
3. Insert food obsession here. Current: Eggs in basket with a nice helping of sriacha.
4. Parks to sit in.
5. My little speaker for my computer.
6. Paint set.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes entertaining people in my house. Sometimes out bumpin' and grindin' at da cloob. Sometimes participating in acoustic singalongs on other peoples roofs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I judge people based on their shoes.
And the way your pants hit your shoes.
And I'm totally judging your flipflops.
You should message me if
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You know all the words to "You Can Call Me Al," by Paul Simon.

You appreciate good banter.