Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a beer-brewing, whiskey-drinking, glitter-wearing,
taxidermy-collecting, marathon-running, bad-joke-telling, grumpy
optimist who swears too much and frequently forgets to water her
plants, clean her apartment or launder her clothes.
I am basically a scruffy child in a hobos shoes.
Scabby knees, dishevelled hair and minor injuries accompany me on
my misadventures through life. My greatest desire is to own a
bookshelf and fill it. I would also like to learn how to play the
ukelele and speak French to a more accomplished level than
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Beer. Running. Binge watching TV shows. Eating dumplings.
Pretending I want to write, when actually I don't write. Reading
good books slowly. Reading terrible books fast.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with metaphors. Layering. Finding the best in people.
Dealing with hangovers. Making minestrone.
I haven't made minestrone for at least 3 years, but last time I did
it was fantastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is stupid, obviously eveyone wants to write Jaws, Die Hard,
Point Break, Alien, Mary Poppins and When Harry Met Sally.
But somehow everyone's favourite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the
If this is you we are not compatable. Either because you are a liar
or because you have shit taste in movies.
On a side note, reading is really important. I don't care what.
Just reading: doing it, wanting to do it, making time to do it. Etc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happens at the edge of infinity. If my Mum's ok. Whether it's
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes tie my hair up with underwear in the shower.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Indiana Jones, Robert Smith, Jon Snow, Jon Cho, Jon
Goodman, Elvis Presley, Simon Armitage or DBC Pierre.
Alternatively I would like to hear from well-mannered,
social-minded people with a sense of humour, a grasp of grammer,
speling, artikulashun and a love of life.
Who are you looking for?
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