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39 M Brookhaven, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:14am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
We're trying a new tack on things here
the no-holds-barred dating resume.
it's been this way about a month... not one
i guess it's true, women want you to be a liar.

Find a nice fit educated woman whom I can enter a low pressure dating relationship that may advance with a woman whom will stimulate my mind and body.

My traits:
Confident man who walks in the room dressed like he knows who he is and promptly kneels down to play with the most diminutive toddler in a soft voice giving him or her the floor for as long as he or she needs it.

Cooking; northern Italian, southern Italian, French, Japanese, Mexican, Chinese, Contemporary, grille, homemade soups, sauces and desserts.

Home Improvement: Drywall, concrete, hardscaping, flooring, painting, auto repair, Furniture assembly and repair, light electrical.

music: guitar, voice(baritone), and piano,
styles: classic rock, modern rock, metal, european classical, some folk and some country.

Professional skills:
Computer Science: Cisco CCNP, Unix, VMware,

Exercise Science: ACSM Personal trainer, Nutritional consultant.

Let's see how this works.
What I’m doing with my life
I try to squeeze in time to play my guitar a couple times a week. My dog is my daughter far as i am concerned. I rescued her from doggie-death-row in 2007. Although lately, she's turning into a grumpy old lady..haha..Tonight, she stepped on my iphone causing siri to come on. i was like "what are you trying to order a steak now?"

telling really corny jokes to beautiful women to get a reaction.

Love to cook. I can make my own sushi and do pretty often. still alive so must not have screwed it up too bad right? I just learned that I cannot make Pizza. destroyed one this year. so sad.

Looking for a class on self defence against fresh fruit and a place to register my silly walk.

Sneaky test keywords section: Run, Runner, climb, craft beer, athlete, independent, secure, confident, autonymous(dont misinterpret autonymy for desire to be alone), fearless,
I’m really good at
an ex who is still a friend told me to write this---in the winter, while sleeping, i radiate heat like a furnace stuck in the ON state.
(shrugs shoulders in a -here goes nothin- way)

human physiology, computer engineering, Linux, math, science. Winning at Quizzo... and COOKING!! I make my sauces from scratch.

Baritone vocal impressions(i do an awesome Thurl Ravenscroft version of 'you're a mean one mr grinch')
Someone just asked me why I didn't mention the vocal impressions or cartoon character voices. I am good at them but most girls think they're corny. My foreign coworker thinks I sound exactly like a couple of my impressions.

My friend's mom told me to mention the eradication of mice and bugs... I wouldn't have said that but she said women think about those things and I just removed a mouse from her apt.

Bad puns... Juneau, I was gonna hit on this girl from Alaska but I just wasn't Inuit.

Twisting your words to make it look like you said something dirty.

Eating RIDICULOUSLY HOT FOODS... September 29th, I won the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin-wing-challenge by eating 12 of their hottest sauced wings in 3 minutes and 7 seconds.

running away from discussions about religion.

fixing ANYTHING. I've always fixed my own cars, do all my own handyman work on the plaster, paint, flooring, electrical, and pretty much everything but the plumbing in my house.

I have Asperger's syndrome and will not pick up on subtlety. If this is a problem, there is the door.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really cautious on a first-date or first-meeting. I often get friend-zoned because of it. if im not overly flirty with you, please understand its a compliment. it means I don't want to forget you in two days(if ya get my meaning). when i actually want to get to know a girl well, i am sort of like that guy you group into "just friends" because I'm not good at combining my analytical side with my emotional side.

my arms. or dog hair from my border collie rescue.

I'm stultaphobic to the point that I cannot tolerate the stupid for any period of time.

odd as this may seem, I'm a computer guy for a living and never play video all. Can't do the sitting-around thing, unless I'm cuddling with someone special.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Homer's Odyssey(sometimes I wonder if my job was designed for Sisyphus). The God Delusion, Catastrophe by David Keys,

Really old American animation.. but conversely, I don't like foreign animation or newer than 1970s animation. Chuck Jones was a genius, so I will occasionally watch a newer cartoon but I dont appreciate them in the same way.

Bones, Robot Chicken, Monty Python (argument clinic, self defence against fresh fruit, i mean come on these are brilliant).
Real Genius, Commando, Terminator 2,
Oh, and I'm a Metallica hipster. If you say you "like" Metallica but like ANYTHING written since 1993, you don't like REAL metal and i will argue this to the mat at any time. I'm also still pissed about them ruining Napster.
I also like really really old movies.. like before 1950-old.

Oh and the show "Big Bang theory" wavers between making me laugh out loud and want to write a letter correcting their math.
I normally hate covers and remakes. It takes a lot to make me give an ounce of credit to a remake.
The six things I could never do without
internet, my dog, really tall women (sigh), craft beers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
on dating websites, clicking "casual sex" is a guaranteed "no messages" for guys and a guaranteed "50000 messages" for girls. just because im open to a quickie, doesnt mean im not also open to a relationship with the right person

I work hard, I play hard and I love with my whole heart.

Why did the staff robot put a girl who smokes in my quiver?? Why does hypocrisy give me such a migraine?
Why do i feel so cheap after laughing my butt off at the work of Seth Green and Seth McFarland. hate myself for it but it cracks me up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Planning the next day's run, rock climbing at PRG, or bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I text message in perfect grammar and spelling.

oh and I can lip sync every Schwarzenegger line in order from every terminator movie.. its one of those useless unamusing skills.

I get goosebumps when reading white papers on the computing grid at the large hadron collider at Cern. Yes, I'm that sad of a geek.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you own your own rock climbing shoes or ski boots or cycling shoes.

If you define yourself as at least "kinda nerdy" but cannot accurately spell 5 letter words, save us both some time.
That is to say, if you're not a nerd, that's cool but don't falsely advertise because you bought dork-glasses and think you can pull it off.

If you know the proper use of "your", "there", their" and "they're" ...
If you're sapiosexual and know what this means.

I find I have the most in common with die-hard fitness enthusiasts but that's just one commonality.

And if you're taller than me, that is hot!