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40 Brookhaven, PA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 1:56pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Had a great time in Los Angeles this weekend. Time to head home to Philly... Just finished another awesome Triathlon in Sarasota Florida on October 19th. Been a great year. Did a crazy one in Cape May New Jersey. Myself and 1500 other crazy people jumped off the ferry and swam to shore before running a quarter mile in the sand and getting on our bikes.
I want to get a-list for like a day just so I can change my username to 'big_runner-some odd number' or something.

I love tri's and du's but I also love a calm night in a bar listening to a band.

In the next year I intend to complete my first half-iron, do a triathlon in Tahiti, and buy some investment real estate.

if you can't say anything nice, i've been saving a seat for you.

Attention okcupid robot... I am NOT 88% similar to any woman who kills babies!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Insulting tv-celebrities through social media... i just tweeted an insult to Matt Stone that Brickleberry is going to unseat his show. I try to squeeze in time to play my guitar a couple times a week. My dog is my daughter far as i am concerned. I rescued her from doggie-death-row in 2007. Although lately, she's turning into a grumpy old lady..haha..Tonight, she stepped on my iphone causing siri to come on. i was like "what are you trying to order a steak now?"

telling really corny jokes to beautiful women to get a reaction.

Love to cook. I can make my own sushi and do pretty often. still alive so must not have screwed it up too bad right? I just learned that I cannot make Pizza. destroyed one this year. so sad.

Looking for a class on self defence against fresh fruit and a place to register my silly walk.

Sneaky test keywords section: Run, Runner, climb, craft beer, athlete, independent, secure, confident, autonymous(dont misinterpret autonymy for desire to be alone), fearless,

Trying to avoid girls with major-self-esteem issues. It might sound cold but there's a Papa Roach song that nails it. The lyric goes "I can't help you fix yourself". If you have zero drive, zero ambition and zero self esteem, I have zero interest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
an ex who is still a friend told me to write this---in the winter, while sleeping, i radiate heat like a furnace stuck in the ON state.

human physiology, computer engineering, Linux, math, science.. and COOKING!! I make my sauces from scratch.

Baritone vocal impressions(i do an awesome Thurl Ravenscroft version of 'you're a mean one mr grinch')
Someone just asked me why I didn't mention the vocal impressions or cartoon character voices. I am good at them but most girls think they're corny. My foreign coworker thinks I sound exactly like a couple of my impressions.

Bad puns... Juneau, I was gonna hit on this girl from Alaska but I just wasn't Inuit.

My personal ad needs to have one of those roller-coaster signs modified to read "your self-esteem must be THIS HIGH to ride Bob." I seem to draw these emotionally damaged girls. Not saying they're not nice people, just exhausting when they don't have-it-together.

running away from discussions about religion.

fixing ANYTHING. I've always fixed my own cars, do all my own handyman work on the plaster, paint, flooring, electrical, and pretty much everything but the plumbing in my house.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my arms. or dog hair from my border collie rescue

odd as this may seem, I'm a computer guy for a living and never play video all. Can't do the sitting-around thing, unless I'm cuddling with someone special.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Homer's Odyssey(sometimes I wonder if my job was designed for Sisyphus). The God Delusion, Catastrophe by David Keys,

Really old American animation.. but conversely, I don't like foreign animation or newer than 1970s animation. Chuck Jones was a genius, so I will occasionally watch a newer cartoon but I dont appreciate them in the same way.

Bones, Robot Chicken, Monty Python (argument clinic, self defence against fresh fruit, i mean come on these are brilliant).
Real Genius, Commando, Terminator 2,
Oh, and I'm a Metallica hipster. If you say you "like" Metallica but like ANYTHING written since 1993, you don't like REAL metal and i will argue this to the mat at any time. I'm also still pissed about them ruining Napster.
I also like really really old movies.. like before 1950-old.

Oh and the show "Big Bang theory" wavers between making me laugh out loud and want to write a letter correcting their math.
I normally hate covers and remakes. It takes a lot to make me give an ounce of credit to a remake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet, my dog, really tall women (short girls are cool too, taller women are just one of my favorite flavors), craft beers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why aren't there questions like these:
Can you climb 3 flights of stairs without looking like you've been interrogated at Guantanamo Bay?
Can you run a 5k without walking?
These are important.
If you cannot answer "yes" to each of these, swipe left.

Do you sweat and emanate the smell of barbecued food when walking more than 50 yards?
Again, this is a deal-breaker.

Why did the staff robot put a girl who smokes in my quiver?? Why does hypocrisy give me such a migraine?
Why do i feel so cheap after laughing my butt off at the work of Seth Green and Seth McFarland. hate myself for it but it cracks me up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
anymore, browsing okc and in my best lorax voice: uttering the phrase "that's a woman?"

contemplating how weird it is that i am a star wars parody fan but not actually a star wars fan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I text message in perfect grammar and spelling.

oh and I can lip sync every Schwarzenegger line in order from every terminator movie.. it's one of those useless unamusing skills.

I get goosebumps when reading white papers on the computing grid at the large hadron collider at Cern. Yes, I'm that sad of a geek.
I do big triathlons but I hate to swim.
See the word 'your' used where 'you're' would have been appropriate is like kryptonite to me. It makes my brain hurt no matter how much I've drank.
You should message me if
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If you own your own rock climbing shoes or ski boots or cycling shoes.

If you know all the words to the Ren and Stimpy Log song.

If you know the proper use of "your", "there", their" and "they're" ...

I find I have the most in common with die-hard fitness enthusiasts but that's just one commonality.

And if you're taller than me, that is hot!

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