single, professional(on paper i guess), run lots of multi-sport events. Always positive, hoping to find a teammate and partner who understands that.
Set Personal Records in January, fastest 10k training run, most miles logged running in a single month(this is between swim training racing working 43hrs a week and biking). If this reminds you of you, we might hit-it-off.

Thinking of changing my screenname to "linuxguy_on_okc" haha

if you don't wake up in the morning thinking of your goals, (other than the goal of meeting someone) then we won't meld.

I get up in the morning, I'm thinking "it's x-weeks til y-triathlon, I have this software project due Friday, I want to work at this-or-that company in a year that is more challenging than the current one". I hope to find myself with the kind of person who is a little busy and a little driven by her own accomplishments while simultaneously wanting to share celebration with mine. someone I can cheer when it's her day and she can cheer me when it's mine.

My atheist friends and I joked about inventing the Church of Batman. We even came up with all the robins for disciples and proposed a Pinks-All-Out race between the batmobile and the popemobile for all the afterlife.

I try to squeeze in time to play my guitar a couple times a week. My dog is my daughter far as i am concerned. I rescued her from doggie-death-row in 2007. Although lately, she's turnin into a grumpy old lady..haha..

Ranked 198th in the country in Duathlon in 2012 #yeah!

telling really corny jokes to beautiful women to get a reaction.

Love to cook. I can make my own sushi and do pretty often. still alive so must not have screwed it up too bad right? I just learned that I cannot make Pizza. destroyed one this year. so sad.

Looking for a class on self defence against fresh fruit and a place to register my silly walk.

Sneaky test keywords section: Run, Runner, climb, craft beer, athlete, independent, secure, confident, autonymous(dont misinterpret autonymy for desire to be alone), fearless,

human physiology, computer engineering, Linux, math, science. Winning at Quizzo... and COOKING!! I make my sauces from scratch.
Finding bugs in code. I just finished verbally abusing the creators of a Sheldon Cooper website because his Javascript was wrong.

Baritone vocal impressions(i do an awesome Thurl Ravenscroft version of 'you're a mean one mr grinch')
Someone just asked me why I didn't mention the vocal impressions or cartoon character voices. I am good at them but most girls think they're corny. My foreign coworker thinks I sound exactly like a couple of my impressions.

My friend's mom told me to mention the eradication of mice and bugs... I wouldn't have said that but she said women think about those things and I just removed a mouse from her apt.

Bad puns... Juneau, I was gonna hit on this girl from Alaska but I just wasn't Inuit.

Twisting your words to make it look like you said something dirty.

Eating RIDICULOUSLY HOT FOODS... September 29th, I won the Buffalo Wild Wings Blazin-wing-challenge by eating 12 of their hottest sauced wings in 3 minutes and 7 seconds.

running away from discussions about religion.

fixing ANYTHING. I've always fixed my own cars, do all my own handyman work on the plaster, paint, flooring, electrical, and pretty much everything but the plumbing in my house.

taking your boyfriend quiz and answering as crazy as possible to freak you out.

I'm really cautious on a first-date or first-meeting. I often get friend-zoned because of it. if im not overly flirty with you, please understand its a compliment. it means I don't want to forget you in two days(if ya get my meaning). when i actually want to get to know a girl well, i am sort of like that guy you group into "just friends" because I'm not good at combining my analytical side with my emotional side.

my arms. or dog hair from my border collie rescue.

odd as this may seem, I'm a computer guy for a living and never play video games...at all. Can't do the sitting-around thing, unless I'm cuddling with someone special.

Homer's Odyssey(sometimes I wonder if my job was designed for Sisyphus). The God Delusion, Catastrophe by David Keys,
a new favorite book-"Spreading Misandry: The Teaching of Contempt for Men in Popular Culture" ( I bet this keeps women from contacting me lol..chickens)

Really old American animation.. but conversely, I don't like foreign animation or newer than 1970s animation. Chuck Jones was a genius, so I will occasionally watch a newer cartoon but I dont appreciate them in the same way.

Bones, Robot Chicken, Monty Python (argument clinic, self defence against fresh fruit, i mean come on these are brilliant).
Real Genius, Commando, Terminator 2,
Oh, and I'm a Metallica hipster. If you say you "like" Metallica but like ANYTHING written since 1993, you don't like REAL metal and i will argue this to the mat at any time. I'm also still pissed about them ruining Napster.
I also like really really old movies.. like before 1950-old.

Oh and the show "Big Bang theory" wavers between making me laugh out loud and want to write a letter correcting their math.

internet, my dog, really tall women (sigh), craft beers.

Why I don't hire a female Cyrano Debergerac with a microphone and earpiece to coach me thru these horrible dates where i am impervious to suggestion from the women who might be interested in me. (I'm really that dense, its not that I'm not into you, I'm just oblivious)

I work hard, I play hard and I love with my whole heart.

Why did the staff robot put a girl who smokes in my quiver?? Why does hypocrisy give me such a migraine?
Why do i feel so cheap after laughing my butt off at the work of Seth Green and Seth McFarland. hate myself for it but it cracks me up.

Planning the next day's run, rock climbing at PRG, or bored.

I text message in perfect grammar and spelling.

oh and I can lip sync every Schwarzenegger line in order from every terminator movie.. its one of those useless unamusing skills.
I also am one of the first 50 winners to succeed at the Blazin' Challenge at Buffalo Wild Wings' new location in Concordville. 12 of their hottest wings, no sour cream, no celery, no beverage, under 6 minutes.. I did it in 3:07.0 on September 29th 2012!

I get goosebumps when reading white papers on the computing grid at the large hadron collider at Cern.

If you own your own rock climbing shoes or ski boots or cycling shoes.

If you define yourself as at least "kinda nerdy" but cannot accurately spell 5 letter words, save us both some time.
That is to say, if you're not a nerd, that's cool but don't falsely advertise because you bought dork-glasses and think you can pull it off.

If you know the proper use of "your", "there", their" and "they're" ...
If you're sapiosexual and know what this means.

I find I have the most in common with die-hard fitness enthusiasts but that's just one commonality.

And if you're taller than me, that is hot!