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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 2:02am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking to meet an educated woman who is as active and into healthy living as I am.
I drove to Westminster Maryland this weekend to participate in a one mile run. Don't look at me like that if you ever flew to the tropics to drink alcohol in a bar and sit around.
I think I want to date a female sprinter so i can relate to my friends who still eat "Fast food", (bad jokes like this are part of the package). Most of my jokes are in The Dennis Miller Ratio where only a select nerd population will laugh. I warped a thigh adductor muscle's name into a pun about grace-period yesterday. You'll need a high pun tolerance around here, haha.

Don't be half-assed. That makes it much harder to sit.

I love tri's and du's but I also love a calm night in a bar listening to a band.

I was in Minneapolis this summer to compete with the greatest duathletes in the country! I qualified for the ITU Duathlon World Championships in Spain for 2016!

Is it bad that when I see a girl on Okc who is >85% similar to me I think "da_n what's wrong with that poor girl?
Old and busted- dtf. New and hot - DTT (down to train?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a bit of a gadget nerd. I just got the Garmin 920xt watch so im addicted to playing with it like a smart-phone.

i just ran 7 miles with it and forgot to turn on the gps! ugh!
bad wordsmithing and double-entendre.
i made a groucho marx meme and wrote "become a marxist and double your entendre" yes.. i am this bad.

telling really corny jokes to beautiful women to get a reaction.

Love to cook. I can make my own sushi and do pretty often. still alive so must not have screwed it up too bad right? I just learned that I cannot make Pizza. destroyed one this year. so sad.

Looking for a class on self defence against fresh fruit and a place to register my silly walk.

Sneaky test keywords section: Run, Runner, climb, craft beer, athlete, independent, secure, confident, autonymous(dont misinterpret autonymy for desire to be alone), fearless,

Trying to avoid girls with major-self-esteem issues. It might sound cold but there's a Papa Roach song that nails it. The lyric goes "I can't help you fix yourself". If you have zero drive, zero ambition and zero self esteem, I have zero interest.

on my religion, im an atheist but i blend in with my jewish and christian friends in that i dont talk about it unless asked or faced with some unignorable travesty brought forth by a religious person. I'm also a total animal rights activist. I run a couple news pages to shut down zoos that mistreat animals and have assisted with campaigns to oust executives who abused animals. Yeah, I'm a weird conservative.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
That thing you hate, but it's ok, because it's cute when I do it.

I really work to make others laugh if they look uncomfortable. I hate that you can't see my face when I'm communicating online because in the right context(and coupled with an anti-serious facial expression) something silly can work, but in the wrong context it sounds rude or out of place.

human physiology, computer engineering, Linux, math, science.. and COOKING!! I make my sauces from scratch.

Baritone vocal impressions(i do an awesome Thurl Ravenscroft version of 'you're a mean one mr grinch')
Someone just asked me why I didn't mention the vocal impressions or cartoon character voices. I am good at them but most girls think they're corny. My foreign coworker thinks I sound exactly like a couple of my impressions.

Bad puns... Juneau, I was gonna hit on this girl from Alaska but I just wasn't Inuit.

My personal ad needs to have one of those roller-coaster signs modified to read "your self-esteem must be THIS HIGH to ride Bob." I seem to draw these emotionally damaged girls. Not saying they're not nice people, just exhausting when they don't have-it-together.

running away from discussions about religion.

fixing ANYTHING. I've always fixed my own cars, do all my own handyman work on the plaster, paint, flooring, electrical, and pretty much everything but the plumbing in my house.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my arms. or dog hair from my border collie rescue

odd as this may seem, I'm a computer guy for a living and never play video all. Can't do the sitting-around thing, unless I'm cuddling with someone special.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Homer's Odyssey(sometimes I wonder if my job was designed for Sisyphus). The God Delusion, Catastrophe by David Keys,

Really old American animation.. but conversely, I don't like foreign animation or newer than 1970s animation. Chuck Jones was a genius, so I will occasionally watch a newer cartoon but I dont appreciate them in the same way.

Bones, Robot Chicken, Monty Python (argument clinic, self defence against fresh fruit, i mean come on these are brilliant).
Real Genius, Commando, Terminator 2,
Oh, and I'm a Metallica hipster. If you say you "like" Metallica but like ANYTHING written since 1993, you don't like REAL metal and i will argue this to the mat at any time. I'm also still pissed about them ruining Napster.
I also like really really old movies.. like before 1950-old.

Oh and the show "Big Bang theory" wavers between making me laugh out loud and want to write a letter correcting their math.
I normally hate covers and remakes. It takes a lot to make me give an ounce of credit to a remake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet, my dog, really tall women (short girls are cool too, taller women are just one of my favorites), craft beers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why aren't there questions like this:
Can you climb 3 flights of stairs without looking like you've been interrogated at Guantanamo Bay?

What's wrong with girls who have five pics in a row that don't show their face?

How many Americans knew how to say "I am" in French before the Charlie Hebdo massacre made the use of 'je suis' a prefix for every cause down the pike.

Why did the staff robot put a girl who smokes in my quiver?? Why does hypocrisy give me such a migraine?
Why do i feel so cheap after laughing my butt off at the work of Seth Green and Seth McFarland. hate myself for it but it cracks me up.

It's ok if you're a theist but anyone who cites God on their profile, swipe left and don't bother me.

Does anybody else think that silly show "Rick and Morty" is some sort of reward for understanding physics and comedy at the same time?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
contemplating how weird it is that i am a star wars parody fan but not actually a star wars fan
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I made high pitched girly squeaky noises when I got my Team USA acceptance letter from USA Triathlon.

oh and I can lip sync every Schwarzenegger line in order from every terminator movie.. it's one of those useless unamusing skills.

I get goosebumps when reading white papers on the computing grid at the large hadron collider at Cern. Yes, I'm that sad of a geek.
I do big triathlons but I hate to swim.(I don't hate to swim anymore but I'm still slow after 100m)
See the word 'your' used where 'you're' would have been appropriate is like kryptonite to me. It makes my brain hurt no matter how much I've drank.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a psychology graduate looking to offset your own insanity by spending long evenings psychoanalyzing everyone else.

If you know what an EMIRP number is.

If you're the kind of person who starts (or ends) their day with a mile swim and a 5k run.

If you own your own rock climbing shoes or ski boots or cycling shoes.

If you know all the words to the Ren and Stimpy Log song.

You don't actually think the world was populated by one incestuous family twice, and you dont think that kangaroos with no opposable thumbs hopped all the way from Mt Ararat to Australia leaving no evidence of their diet, their droppings, or their feet behind along the way.

If you wouldn't use the words 'sophomoric' or 'puerile' to describe The Preston and Steve show, there's one maybe two reasons we won't get along, either because you somehow disagree, or you don't know those words. In either case we wouldn't enjoy one another