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40 • Brookhaven, PA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 12:50pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Leo, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Science / Engineering
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
I love tri's and du's but I also love a calm night in a bar listening to a band.
I'm racing in Miami this weekend! Yay!
i just ran 7 miles with it and forgot to turn on the gps! ugh!
bad wordsmithing and double-entendre.
i made a groucho marx meme and wrote "become a marxist and double your entendre" yes.. i am this bad.
telling really corny jokes to beautiful women to get a reaction.
Love to cook. I can make my own sushi and do pretty often. still alive so must not have screwed it up too bad right? I just learned that I cannot make Pizza. destroyed one this year. so sad.
Looking for a class on self defence against fresh fruit and a place to register my silly walk.
Sneaky test keywords section: Run, Runner, climb, craft beer, athlete, independent, secure, confident, autonymous(dont misinterpret autonymy for desire to be alone), fearless,
Trying to avoid girls with major-self-esteem issues. It might sound cold but there's a Papa Roach song that nails it. The lyric goes "I can't help you fix yourself". If you have zero drive, zero ambition and zero self esteem, I have zero interest.
on my religion, im an atheist but i blend in with my jewish and christian friends in that i dont talk about it unless asked or faced with some unignorable travesty brought forth by a religious person.
human physiology, computer engineering, Linux, math, science.. and COOKING!! I make my sauces from scratch.
Baritone vocal impressions(i do an awesome Thurl Ravenscroft version of 'you're a mean one mr grinch')
Someone just asked me why I didn't mention the vocal impressions or cartoon character voices. I am good at them but most girls think they're corny. My foreign coworker thinks I sound exactly like a couple of my impressions.
Bad puns... Juneau, I was gonna hit on this girl from Alaska but I just wasn't Inuit.
My personal ad needs to have one of those roller-coaster signs modified to read "your self-esteem must be THIS HIGH to ride Bob." I seem to draw these emotionally damaged girls. Not saying they're not nice people, just exhausting when they don't have-it-together.
running away from discussions about religion.
fixing ANYTHING. I've always fixed my own cars, do all my own handyman work on the plaster, paint, flooring, electrical, and pretty much everything but the plumbing in my house.
odd as this may seem, I'm a computer guy for a living and never play video games...at all. Can't do the sitting-around thing, unless I'm cuddling with someone special.
You're not allowed to sleep with me just to get closer to my AWESOME red hat.
Really old American animation.. but conversely, I don't like foreign animation or newer than 1970s animation. Chuck Jones was a genius, so I will occasionally watch a newer cartoon but I dont appreciate them in the same way.
Bones, Robot Chicken, Monty Python (argument clinic, self defence against fresh fruit, i mean come on these are brilliant).
Real Genius, Commando, Terminator 2,
Oh, and I'm a Metallica hipster. If you say you "like" Metallica but like ANYTHING written since 1993, you don't like REAL metal and i will argue this to the mat at any time. I'm also still pissed about them ruining Napster.
I also like really really old movies.. like before 1950-old.
Oh and the show "Big Bang theory" wavers between making me laugh out loud and want to write a letter correcting their math.
I normally hate covers and remakes. It takes a lot to make me give an ounce of credit to a remake.
Can you climb 3 flights of stairs without looking like you've been interrogated at Guantanamo Bay?
Can you run a 5k without walking?
These are important.
If you cannot answer "yes" to each of these, swipe left.
Do you sweat and emanate the smell of barbecued food when walking more than 50 yards?
Again, this is a deal-breaker.
Why did the staff robot put a girl who smokes in my quiver?? Why does hypocrisy give me such a migraine?
Why do i feel so cheap after laughing my butt off at the work of Seth Green and Seth McFarland. hate myself for it but it cracks me up.
It's ok if you're a theist but anyone who cites God on their profile, swipe left and don't bother me.
contemplating how weird it is that i am a star wars parody fan but not actually a star wars fan
oh and I can lip sync every Schwarzenegger line in order from every terminator movie.. it's one of those useless unamusing skills.
I get goosebumps when reading white papers on the computing grid at the large hadron collider at Cern. Yes, I'm that sad of a geek.
I do big triathlons but I hate to swim.
See the word 'your' used where 'you're' would have been appropriate is like kryptonite to me. It makes my brain hurt no matter how much I've drank.
If you're the kind of person who starts their day with a mile swim and a 5k run.
If you own your own rock climbing shoes or ski boots or cycling shoes.
If you know all the words to the Ren and Stimpy Log song.
If you know the proper use of "your", "there", their" and "they're" ...
You don't actually think the world was populated by one incestuous family twice, and you dont think that kangaroos with no opposable thumbs hopped all the way from Mt Ararat to Australia leaving no evidence of their diet, their droppings, or their feet behind along the way.
And if you're taller than me, that is hot!
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