Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
an ex who is still a friend told me to write this---in the winter,
while sleeping, i radiate heat like a furnace stuck in the ON
(shrugs shoulders in a -here goes nothin- way)
human physiology, computer engineering, Linux, math, science.. and
COOKING!! I make my sauces from scratch.
Baritone vocal impressions(i do an awesome Thurl Ravenscroft
version of 'you're a mean one mr grinch')
Someone just asked me why I didn't mention the vocal impressions or
cartoon character voices. I am good at them but most girls think
they're corny. My foreign coworker thinks I sound exactly like a
couple of my impressions.
Bad puns... Juneau, I was gonna hit on this girl from Alaska but I
just wasn't Inuit.
Twisting your words to make it look like you said something
Eating RIDICULOUSLY HOT FOODS... September 29th, I won the Buffalo
Wild Wings Blazin-wing-challenge by eating 12 of their hottest
sauced wings in 3 minutes and 7 seconds.
running away from discussions about religion.
fixing ANYTHING. I've always fixed my own cars, do all my own
handyman work on the plaster, paint, flooring, electrical, and
pretty much everything but the plumbing in my house.
I have Asperger's syndrome and will not pick up on subtlety. If
this is a problem, there is the door.