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29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:01am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm actually cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Preparing how to win imaginary arguments while in the shower. I think I have at least a 65% win ratio.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making terrible puns and then laughing hysterically at them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Oh, The Glory Of It All, Hitchhikers Guide, Cell, Rant, Choke, Zombie survival guide, Alphabet of Manliness, I should really read more (that's not a book, it's advice for myself).

Movies: I could go on forever. I'm a massive movie buff.

Music: QOTSA, Eagles of Death Metal, Them Crooked Vultures (Yes I do love Joshua Homme), Tool, Metric, Florence and the Machine, City and Colour, Kid Cudi, Jay Z, Arcade Fire, Beastie Boys, Billy Idol, Johnny Cash, Elvis, James Brown, Cypress Hill, the national, feist, july talk, etc. I could literally go on forever with these as I listen to such a massive amount of different genres of music.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Walking dead, Breaking bad, The office, Arrested development, Scrubs, Simpsons (up to season 15), Futurama, The Wire, New Girl, community, sherlock, house of cards, orange is the new black, the inbetweeners. This list is always growing exponentially as I love new shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my sidekick dog
my music
my incredibly comfortable bed
cell phone
good company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hugging an elephant and how I can make that possible.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any combination of such: Gym, video games, movies, having drinks, hanging out with friends, or trying to get my dog to make funny faces for instagram.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an unhealthy fear of lakes. Anything touches my legs and I instantly think that it is some lake monster.
You should message me if
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You want to get drunk and watch Babar or Lord Of The Rings.