Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My mom was the first woman on the moon and my dad was the first
Native American to bat over .330 in the major leagues.When I was 7
years old my parents abandoned me in a small stream in Tibet.I was
raised by a small pack of sewer rats until I was 9 when I was
adopted by the Dahli Llama.He taught me how to hover above ground
and bend metal using only my mind.I once stopped a hurricane using
only a life preserver, a tent stake, and three shots of rum.I have
had many women, most of whom have taken their own lives because
they could not have my love. I can drive a golf ball over 460
yards, and I can hold my breath for two days straight.I helped Bill
Gates develop Microsoft and I was also the first on the scene to
find Jesus Christ dead.I have captured both the Sasquatch and the
Lockness Monster but let them go for fear of legislative actions.I
am the head of the largest Mob cartel in the world and I rarely
wear underwear.I repair air conditioners free of charge and I only
sleep on nonconsecutive Sundays.When I do sleep I recite the entire
bible word for word followed by Websters Dictionary...the
unabridged version.I have the career record for sacks in the NFL
and I taught Michael Jordan how to shoot.I can fly when the sun is
out just right and I also use my house as a shelter for the
homeless.I once wrote the formula for Cold Fusion while doodling
and I also fired Einsteins hair dresser for him.The bullet that
killed JFK was really meant for me and I sketched the rough draft
for the Mona Lisa.I invented the Cell Phone while Graham Bell was
playing in his sand box. I can turn water into wine and the key Ben
Franklin hung on his kite went to my Beamer.I destroyed my
grandmothers cancer with chopsticks and a walnut and I teach
ebonics to inner city youth.On Tuesdays I fly to the Galappagos to
save a native seal species, I have never broken wind.I have never
been scared and I can burp the entire Japanese alphabet.I closed
the deal that brought the Statue of Liberty here and I once saved a
small baby trapped on an ant hill.When I am bored I build churches
in my yard. I can cook Minute rice in just a few seconds and I
budget my time perfectly.I have won bull fights in Spain and I can
eat just "One" Lays Potato Chip.Women want me and men want to be
like me.I can match my clothes in the dark, I do not need to set my
alarm to awaken. Beer nor Liquor can get me intoxicated and I know
Origami but only on the 3rd of each month.I once found the meaning
of life but didn't have a pen and paper handy to write it down.I
placed first at Wimbledon and second at Daytona.I have taught my
cat to speak Latin but no one cares because it is a dead language.I
was once lost on the Alps for 4 and a half years and stayed alive
by drinking my own Urine.I have wrestled Polar bears and tamed
lions.I am thrifty but not cheap.When people speak of me they use
words like "dazzling", "awe inspiring", and "easy to talk to". And
yes, I obviously have plenty of spare time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a garmache chef at the Hillsboro Club.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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