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doom_merchant

29 F Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If you're looking to meet someone who is never around, lives in a van the majority of the year, knows the best places to eat in cities like Medford, OR or Paducah, KY, and spends every night in a bar or club, then congrats, you've found me. Sorry to disappoint!
What I’m doing with my life
I babysit a bunch of adult men who play depressing pop punk songs for a living.
I’m really good at
Leaving. Writing letters. Driving a van. Eating dessert. Knowing every word to every song on the radio.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm eating something. Always.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Forever, Secret History, Devil in the White City, How Soon is Never, the Barrytown Trilogy, Blindness, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Everything is Illuminated, Lincoln's Melancholy

Movies: Lincoln, Step-Brothers, The Human Centipede, The Life Aquatic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

TV: The Office, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Bobs Burgers, Mad Men

Food: Everything, with an emphasis on dessert

Music: Constantly changing, but staples are The Clash, The Lawrence Arms, William Elliott Whitmore, Frank Turner, The Riverboat Gamblers, The Weakerthans, Chuck Ragan, Off With Their Heads
The six things I could never do without
Headphones, leopard print, sharpies, baked goods, coffee, a good pillow
On a typical Friday night I am
Your guess is as good as mine!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't find Portlandia funny.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like to write letters and go to baseball games. You appreciate quality pop-music. You would never ask me "what do you do for fun?" when you find out I don't drink.