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30 M Manchester, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jun 18
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Ukrainian (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chechen (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an IRL cule guy (I'm not a murderer, honest) who's looking for a girl with a bit of meat on her, preferably ginger (freckles even better!) must have a decent set of boobs on her and hopefully up for a 'bit of fun in the wrong one' as an occasional treat.

I have a wonderful girlfriend and very happy therefore we are soley looking for a mistress/submissive/pet sort of cuckhold relationship dynamic.

Did I mention that I'm not a murderer?
What I’m doing with my life
Semi-pro erection consultant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't really read 'books' as such, mostly educating myself on feminist literature and online thesis/essays on gender binary complexities.

Favourite films are; Meat My Ass vol. 4, Jizz on My Glasses 7, anything from the Milf Hunter series (old skool I know!), Babysitters XXX, That's Not Seinfeld XXX and of course Who's Nailin' Paylin?

Favourite shows of episodic nature are are Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, South Park, My Friend's Hot Mom, My Sister's Hot Friend, Mr Big D*ck's Hot Chicks, Mr Chew's Asian Beaver and some of the early Muffia stuff.

I exclusively listen to 80's pop hits, 90's R&B gems and Black Metal.

I am a vegan for explanatory purposes only not for bragging rights though I will eat meat freely if I feel like it.
The six things I could never do without
- pizza
- tea
- pornography
- Islam
- music
- post-feminist literature combatting accepted nuances toward neo-masculist persuasion in media
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"when is the next appropriate window of masturbatory opportune?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Experiencing a Friday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
…if you've read this far and you're not disgusted with this wholehearted and earnest display of my insides, these words being delivered to you like my heart on a plate. If you've come this far, and accepted this, and welcomed this, then you are possibly a horrific excuse for a human being and therefore we are soulmates.
I love you x