Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an IRL cule guy (I'm not a murderer, honest) who's looking for
a girl with a bit of meat on her, preferably ginger (freckles even
better!) must have a decent set of boobs on her and hopefully up
for a 'bit of fun in the wrong one' as an occasional treat.
I have a wonderful girlfriend and very happy therefore we are soley
looking for a mistress/submissive/pet sort of cuckhold relationship
Did I mention that I'm not a murderer?
What I’m doing with my life
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Semi-pro erection consultant.
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't really read 'books' as such, mostly educating myself on
feminist literature and online thesis/essays on gender binary
Favourite films are; Meat My Ass vol. 4, Jizz on My Glasses 7,
anything from the Milf Hunter series (old skool I know!),
Babysitters XXX, That's Not Seinfeld XXX and of course Who's
Favourite shows of episodic nature are are Breaking Bad, The
Sopranos, South Park, My Friend's Hot Mom, My Sister's Hot Friend,
Mr Big D*ck's Hot Chicks, Mr Chew's Asian Beaver and some of the
early Muffia stuff.
I exclusively listen to 80's pop hits, 90's R&B gems and Black
I am a vegan for explanatory purposes only not for bragging rights
though I will eat meat freely if I feel like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- post-feminist literature combatting accepted nuances toward
neo-masculist persuasion in media
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"when is the next appropriate window of masturbatory opportune?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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…if you've read this far and you're not disgusted with this
wholehearted and earnest display of my insides, these words being
delivered to you like my heart on a plate. If you've come this far,
and accepted this, and welcomed this, then you are possibly a
horrific excuse for a human being and therefore we are
I love you x
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