I’d describe myself as… someone who doesn’t know what to say in his self-description. Should I list anecdotes about myself or something? I feel like it would be weird if I did. However, to prove that I am capable of revealing something about myself, I will provide a non-exhaustive list of my likes and dislikes in no particular order:
I love dark, divey bars and good beer (I’m on a roasted malt or barley kick at the moment) and whiskey (peaty scotches). I loved Heart of Darkness and Les Miserables (musical and book). My most recent favorite is probably Women by Bukowski. Was never really an avid reader of fiction, however, and these days I pretty much only read the paper. I’m a big fan of Community, the sitcom, and if you don’t like that show you probably shouldn’t bother talking to me. Also love Jon Stewart, Curb Your Enthusiasm, anything with Danny McBride, and… well… pretty much anything HBO with the exception of True Blood. Tend to hate Showtime shows, interestingly enough. Hard to understand why anyone would like Shameless, Dexter, House of Lies, etc., but I guess it’s not a deal-breaker if you’re into any of those (though it is if you hate Community). My musical taste is definitely worse than my taste in TV, but I’m trying to change that. Among the better bands I’ve listened to recently are Grouplove and The Temper Trap. However, I also listened to Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus a couple of times today so I have my flaws.
If you’ve made it this far, you’re probably too desperate to meet someone and should give up. Kidding, I’m sure you’re a cool person, and if you’re interested in talking to me… well then… carpe diem! (Unless you like Robin Williams (or hate Community), in which case, don’t carpe diem.)