Mama punk ass. Kelsey. Shred. Asshole.
I am a fire cracker.
Some may describe me as a plus sized, dirty wonder. Others a child trapped in an adult body. Even others may describe me as macabre, intense... Unaware of my surroundings with a lack social skill.
I'd rather refer to myself as an intellectual stoner punk with a side of peace love and anarchy.
Music, trouble, booze and stories are all things I'd consider myself involved with. I sing in a somewhat folk punk duo, and I play drums. I'm always involved with something or there's something up my sleeve. I am a borderline alcoholic, and I love fiction, and stories from people of days past.
I'm sort of a traveler. I'd rather be happy than settled and I've been living off nothing for years. I am headstrong. I am opinionated. But enough about "me", in case I haven't scared you off yet.

I started school this summer. I'm a liberal arts major for now, but I'm thinkin about a double major in history and English and maybe getting my masters in teaching. I want to teach high school kids and I want to write about the hypocracy of Christianity throughout history and the paychies of serial killers.

Being awkward. Baking. Arranging things visually. Getting lost in a book. Sleeping. Becoming bored.

My volume, I'm either really loud or really quiet.

Books: Harry Potter, Downtown Owl, Love is a mixed tape, The perks of being a Wallflower, The Zombie Survival Guide, Youth in Revolt, The Rules of Attraction, Running with Scissors, Deathnote, Fruits Basket, The Bell Jar, Dress your family in corduroy and denim, Everybody Hurts, The Virgin Suicides, Ghost World, My Girl, The Carrie Diaries, World War Z, An Abundance of Katherines, Looking for Alaska, Dash and Lilys Book of Dares, Nick and Norah's Infinate Playlist, The Uglies Trilogy, Extras, The Midnighters [pretty much ALL Scott Westerfeld], LATFH, Dramarama, Run with the Hunted, The catcher in the rye, etc.

Charles Bukowski, David Levithan, John Green, Scott Westerfeld, Augusten Burroughs.

Movies: Indie films, Books made into movies, Raunchy Comedies, made for tv [Lifetime, fo sho], Disney Classics etc.
Clueless, Requiem for a Dream, Endless Bummer, American Pie, The Trotsky, Bickford Shmecklers Cool Ideas, Dazed and Confussed, Across the Universe, White Oleander, The Exploding Girl, Splinterheads, Cherry, Juno, Hook, Ghost World, Fanboys, Red State [Or Any Kevin Smith films], Running with Scissors, Mallrats, Starwars, Whole New Thing, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Pokemon, SLC Punk, Growing Op, The Art of Getting by, Easy A, The Virgin Suicides, Crazy Stupid Love, Control, Nowhere Boy, Coal Miners Daughter, Harry Potter and a shit ton more, just ask:3

Music: Sublime, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Wonder Years, Black Flag, Dave Mathews Band, Phish, Bob Dylan, Old Crow Medicine Show, Something Corporate, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Ramones, The Dirty Heads, 3rd eye blind, Joy Division, Wingnut Dishwashers Union, 311, Goo Goo Dolls, Millions of dead cops, minor threat, The Expendables, Big D and the Kids Table, Pepper, Transit, The Used, Family Cat, Left and Right, Handguns, Gogol Bordello, Dillon Francis, Snoop Doggy Dog, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Matchbox 20, Nirvana, Greatful Dead, Reel Big Fish, SOJA, Pretty Lights, Basshunter, Grateful Dead, Circle Jerks, Smashing Pumpkins, The Get Up Kids, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Ramshackle Glory, Defiance, Ohio, Hole, Paramore, Gym Class Heros, Rise Against, Down to Nothing, The Comrades Collective/Kviza and the Comrades, Leftover Crack, The Specials, Buzzcocks, Pendulum, Handguns, Major League, Tribal Seeds, Rebelution, Kreayshawn, Title Fight, Family Cat, AAA, harry and the potters, re-con, head hunterz etc.

Just ask me what artists I like.

Shows: Throw away your television! I do like Big Bang Theory on occasion though. Also oddities, The Nerdiest, Attack of the Show, Awkward, Doctor Who (of course), misfits, American Pickers and The Guild though its really not a.TV show XD Also some anime:3

Food: Pizza Lunchables, Juiceboxes/Teaboxes, and boneless Chicken Wings :3

Soundwaves
Visual Stimulation
Private Parts
Fiction
Taste Buds
Affection

Future Events, Non-Existant people, Things I'm not doing, Future Projects, Sexual Escapades, Adventures, Things that make me worry, Self Discovery and Coffee.

Lets be honest, I'm usually drunk. I have a decent social life and there is a number of things I may do whole intoxicated.
Otherwise I'm at home reading, snuggled up with the dogs or munching and lookin at television

Kesha is my spirit animal and Charles Manson is my father.
Also, duck dynasty is my favorite show right now.

You think I'm actually interesting. Please don't send me something generic:)