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dorito-loco

28 Farmingdale, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Construction
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summertime I'm at the beach or riding my motorcycle, wintertime I'm either hibernating or snowboarding. Music is my passion. Quoting cartoons is a form of language in my house. My friends and I routinely have pirate days and feast days. I work out around 4 times a week. I travel a lot and have no plans of stopping until I see the world and catch a fish in every ocean.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just started my own masonry company. I bust my ass everyday to make sure in the near future I never have to bust my ass again lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Corny jokes. Pretending I speak Spanish fluently when I'm drunk. Being a gentleman. Convincing my friends that things are "good ideas" and somehow saving the day when they turn out not to be. Also I'm a pretty damn good cook and when I'm really in the zone, I narrate my own pretend cooking show.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my tattoos. I've also been told I have a very contagious laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Boondock Saints, Usual Suspects, Ted, Superbad, Beerfest, Mc Gruber, The Departed, Kids, Evil Dead, Pulp Fiction, I hope they serve beer in hell

Shows: American dad, Family guy, ATHF, South park, Archer, Sons of anarchy, Tosh, Always sunny, brickleberry, rescue me

Music: Mostly rock, some rap

Food: sushi, steak, anything mexican, wawa (i eat way too much wawa because of work lol)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sushi
Beer
My guitars
The ocean
Family/ friends
My bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for dinner. Where I want to travel to. Things I want to accomplish and experience before I die. And if a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either being lazy at home, out at a bar, or getting a steak. I need my steak fix every week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I burned a house down by accident when I was a kid. Ask me and I'll tell you the story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take things too serious. You're adventurous. And most importantly, you're not addicted to heroin. I can not stress that last one enough.