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dorkapatamus

35 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Okay, why the hell has everyone on here been to Machu Piccu except me. Did you all collectively decide that, that was the go to spot and no one forwarded me that e-mail? I'll have to settle for one of those little Peruvian beanies and call it a day.

Yeah I know this section is titled "my self summary" and I've just filled it up with a rant about lamas and pyramids, but that's how I roll.
What I’m doing with my life
"what I'm doing with my life"? Jeez OKCupid you sound like my mom. That's a little confrontational don't you think? In any case, I'm back in school cause it was so much fun the first time around. Honestly I didn't like what I was doing so I could either sit around and bitch about it, or get off my ass and do something. I chose the ass one.

I also love boxing, muay thai (Google it if you're curious, you appear to be Internet savvy), Brazilian jujitsu, grunting with heavy things in my hands, running till I'm wondering why I'm doing this and drinking Pina coladas and getting lost in the rain.

That last one may be an embellishment. MAY be...
I’m really good at
- yelling at inanimate objects.

- cursing people out while I'm driving.

- coming up with witty comebacks when I'm in the shower.

- hyphenated lists.

- striking kung fu poses.

- communicating what I'm good at.

-making pretty girls laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I often get Mark Wahlberg comparisons which is pretty cool I guess. It may be because I'm blasting "Feel the Vibrations" on my Walkman though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
and the ass saw the angel
stranger than ficton
GoT
crystal castles
thai
The six things I could never do without
water, food, shelter, language, social interaction, ripe mangos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make my online dating profile sound clever.
On a typical Friday night I am
I love Scotch, Scotchy Scotch Scotch. In all honesty, I do love a good drink or six followed by a meal full of guacamole and regret at 2:30 in the am. Yes it's immature, yes it's bad for me, but let's be honest here, bad things are the most fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
this one time in third grade while at Disneyland I threw an ice cream cone at Goofy. Cause fuck Goofy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're my 100% enemy. i've got a bone to pick with you!