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dorkapatamus

36 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Okay, why the hell has everyone on here been to Machu Piccu except me. Did you all collectively decide that, that was the go to spot and no one forwarded me that e-mail? I'll have to settle for one of those little Peruvian beanies and call it a day.

Yeah I know this section is titled "my self summary" and I've just filled it up with a rant about lamas and pyramids, but that's how I roll.
What I’m doing with my life
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"what am I'm doing with my life"? Whatever the hell I please. I'm back in school cause it was so much fun the first time around. Honestly I didn't like what I was doing so I could either sit around and bitch about it, or get off my ass and do something. I chose the ass one.

I also love boxing, muay thai, Brazilian jujitsu, grunting with heavy things in my hands, running till I'm wondering why I'm running so far and drinking Pina coladas and getting lost in the rain.

That last one may be an embellishment. MAY be...
I’m really good at
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- yelling at inanimate objects.

- cursing people out while I'm driving.

- coming up with witty comebacks when I'm in the shower.

- hyphenated lists.

- striking kung fu poses.

- communicating what I'm good at.

-making pretty girls laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I often get Mark Wahlberg comparisons which is pretty cool I guess. It may be because I'm blasting "Feel the Vibrations" on my Walkman though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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and the ass saw the angel
stranger than ficton
GoT
crystal castles
thai
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-a solid group of friends that are just as comfortable drinking copious amounts of booze and eating their weight in cheese and bread as they are kicking mud of the bottoms of their boots.

-driving. Sorry I have to burn up old dinosaurs to do it but I love getting behind the wheel and getting lost on the 1. That tyrannosaurus was an asshole anyway.

-coffee. The best part of waking up, is knowing you didn't die in your sleep. Or did you?

-music. It's the soundtrack of our lives so don't let Miley Cyrus be your narrator. Unless you really don't have anything to say.

-an old ass worn out pair of flip flops.

-sandwiches.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Now that we found love what are we gonna do... With it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I love Scotch, Scotchy Scotch Scotch. In all honesty, I do love a good drink or six followed by a meal full of guacamole and regret at 2:30 in the am. Yes it's immature, yes it's bad for me, but let's be honest here, bad things are the most fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 6 at Disneyland I threw an ice cream cone at Goofy. He stared back at me with those cold heartless eyes.
You should message me if
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you're my 100% enemy. i've got a bone to pick with you!