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dorkexmachina

45 Reseda, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–73
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm drawn to joy. I want to feel it, inspire it, and create it in others.

I'm not on here much. I've been exploring the vast non-virtual world and I like it better. Not dissing OKCupid, because it helped me on that path. But at a certain point you have to actually get on the path.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living my dreams.
I’m really good at
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not being a bystander.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a funny guy! "Funny haha or..." "um..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Bill Murray, John Cusack, and Buster Keaton. Wait, those are actors.

Actors: Animal House, Dances With Wolves, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Caddyshack, Sullivan's Travels, Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, The Dead Talk Back, Starfighters. I mean, um, I really love indie films with unpronounceable foreign names. Honest I do.

Shows: Breaking Bad, MST3K, That '70s Show, HIMYM (1st 2 seasons), WKRP In Cincinnati, Buffyangelfireflydomalejosswhedonfansevergetlaid?

Music: I'm a professional musician. I hate everything*

*hate is too strong a word. Tired of mediocrity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick, diverse friends, chapstick, red wine, chapstick. And one other thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
way too much. This is what alcohol is for. And yoga.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having an adventure, or relaxing. Depending on my energy, mood and company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My uncle invented canola oil. Wikipedia says so.
You should message me if
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You want something different to happen.

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