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dorkexmachina

45 M Reseda, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
:)

I like good conversations.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living my dreams.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not being a bystander.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a funny guy! "Funny haha or..." "um..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Bill Murray, John Cusack, and Buster Keaton. Wait, those are actors.

Actors: Animal House, Dances With Wolves, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Caddyshack, Sullivan's Travels, Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, Caddyshack, The Dead Talk Back, Starfighters. I mean, um, I really love indie films with unpronounceable foreign names. Honest I do.

Shows: Breaking Bad, MST3K, That '70s Show, HIMYM (1st 2 seasons), WKRP In Cincinnati, Buffyangelfireflydomalejosswhedonfansevergetlaid?

Music: I'm a professional musician. I hate everything*

*hate is too strong a word. Tired of mediocrity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick, diverse friends, chapstick, red wine, chapstick. And one other thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
certainly not going on a job interview masquerading as a date! Hanging out is supposed to be fun.

I've traveled to the entire continental U.S., Asia, and Europe, in the last 18 months. From a dating standpoint, L.A. isn't great with the give-and-take and make time to get to know someone vibe; it's also more ageist and focused on the superficial than elsewhere.

So, in lieu of date...Friday...Diego teaches meditation at the Yoga Loft at 5:30. If I'm not rehearsing I'm probably there, probably at my most pliant. Grab a mat, friend, and namaste. After that we'll see. Ommmmmmmm....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My uncle invented canola oil. Wikipedia says so.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–73
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well...(this goes for life as well as for internet dating)...if you're looking for a reason not to do something, you will generally find one. :)

With great risks come great rewards. I've traveled 7,000 miles to the other side of the world to meet someone from OKC, with no regrets. I traveled .7 miles from Reseda to Tarzana to meet someone else from OKC, and I regret that mightily.

Unfortunately, internet dating is a crapshoot just like anything else. It starts with getting to know someone. I'm always open to smart, interesting people who break the mold, or people who are simple and kind. If that's you, shoot me a message. If it's witty, funny or extremely nice, I might have something to say in kind.