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dorkparaiah

22 / F / Straight / Single

Van Alstyne, Texas

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:49pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Japanese (Okay), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a happy lady, just want someone to be happy with me!

"We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and -- in spite of True Romance magazines -- we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely -- at least, not all the time -- but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.” - Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
There are a menagerie of things I would also like to do. Make my own coloring book, own a zoo, open a bakery, be an early morning talk show host, animate cartoons, lion tame, street perform, get my own travel show, learn to fly a plane and then jump out of one, shoot a gatling gun, invent a flavor of ice cream, work at a renaissance fair, be an illusionist, direct a film, climb a mountain, be a museum curator, write a book. It is almost endless.
I’m really good at
Utilizing wall space
Unintentionally being awkward
Air guitar
I can make a mean quesadilla
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my tattoos or septum ring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hunter S. Thompson, Aldous Huxley, Alex Grey, Tom Robbins, Allen Ginsberg, Chuck P, Charles Bukowski, Terrence Mckenna, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut, Philip K., Kafka, and others.

At the Drive In, Tame Impala, Incubus, Bassnectar, Cat Power, Portishead, Above and Beyond, Radiohead, Mimosa, Modest Mouse, Kaki King, The Pixies, Deftones, Pinback, Wutang, Skream, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Toadies, Com Truise, City and Colour, Mastodon, Daft Punk, Sigur Rós.

The Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Dead Alive, The Big Lebowski, Lord of the Rings, Billy Madison, O' Brother Where Art Thou, Little Miss Sunshine, Forrest Gump, American Beauty, Hairspray, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Trainspotting, The Truman Show, Pirate Radio, National Lampoons Vacation, Polyester, Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lion King, Spirited Away, Anchorman, Electric Apricot.

No Reservations, The Walking Dead, Wilfred, Regular Show, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Colbert Report, Eastbound and Down, Mad Men, Weeds, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Workaholics, Trailer Park Boys, Adventure Time, Mythbusters, Top Gear (U.K.)
Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Bleach, Fooly Cooly, and Samurai Champloo.
The six things I could never do without
music
mom
tea
paints
serotonin
air conditioning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Geometric patterns, energy, frequency, what it would be like to be a fish, black holes, nebulas, colors and their spectrums, bubble wrap, infinity, misty mountains , zombies, one hit wonders, penguins, ambling alps, sunrise, honey bears, chemical reactions , paint of all kinds, trees, flowers, photosynthesis.
On a typical Friday night I am
rocking the casbah.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
I'll let you decide that.